are these worth buying or not?

[UKChrisT]

I'm a new recruit so don't really want to go and purchase aload of stuff which isn't nesscery, but came across these running shoes which do seem worthwhile but thought id get a second opinion.

take a look; http://www.ukgear.com/shop.php?s_id=1&p_id=26

Some people have told me I should get issued some trainers but haven't heard anything regarding this, only been issued basic 95 kit (trousers, shirt, t-shirt, field jacket and boots),

Chris

 

[The-Lord-Flasheart]

This is what you want to get;

The only motivation you'll need is a small girl shouting 'run Forrest, run'.

 

[stayce88]

60 quid?
woah
xpensive wouldnt a normal running shoe for like 35 quid do the same job?

 

[UKChrisT]

stayce88, you pay for what you get in this world, I wouldn't pay that price anyway because my service number would give me a discount.

The-Lord-Flasheart, LMAO

 

[sandmanfez]

Running went out with boots DMS and puttees, we experienced far too many instances of shin splints.
You'll be issued a bike instead.

Practice your bunny hops and wheelies, if you're a bit tasty you may get a unicycle.

 

[Belt_Twit]

What about the Silver Shadows you should've been issued?

 

[stayce88]

stayce88, you pay for what you get in this world, I wouldn't pay that price anyway because my service number would give me a discount.

The-Lord-Flasheart, LMAO

not necessarily ive had cheap stuff last me ages
but then my stuff is cheap anyway cus its child size

 

[The-Lord-Flasheart]

stayce88, you pay for what you get in this world, I wouldn't pay that price anyway because my service number would give me a discount.

The-Lord-Flasheart, LMAO

not necessarily ive had cheap stuff last me ages
but then my stuff is cheap anyway cus its child size

Who are you? Frickin Minime or Jimmy Krankie?

 

[stayce88]

Who are you? Frickin Minime or Jimmy Krankie?

no just a small girl

 

[The-Lord-Flasheart]

Who are you? Frickin Minime or Jimmy Krankie?

no just a small girl

What? Like Maddy McCann or Lena Zavaroni?

 

[stayce88]

im not dead?

 

[The-Lord-Flasheart]

im not dead?

Spend a night with me, treacle and I'm sure we can change that.

 

[stayce88]

why would you want to kill me?
what i do to you?
or is it just a fetish of yours?

 

[The-Lord-Flasheart]

why would you want to kill me?
what i do to you?
or is it just a fetish of yours?

More of a habit than a fetish.


Post a picture of your clack being spat in and I'm sure we could come to a compromise.








I cant believe a thread has gone from 'what pavement slappers to buy' to 'I want to have violent sex with your growler' in such a short period of time.

 

[stayce88]

lol warped you are!
maybe i should re phrase
im a small laydee
lol

 

[The-Lord-Flasheart]

lol warped you are!
maybe i should re phrase
im a small laydee
lol

But you still have a dung trumpet and a front bottom, right?


You ever performed fellatio on a large pedigree dog before? For example, you ever blown an Irish Wolf Hound until its lobbed its muck on your titties?

 

[stayce88]

ewwww

 

[sandmanfez]

Hmm, warped you are!

Bleedin' hell, its Frau Yoda!

So that'll be 1888 huh Stacye?

 

[stayce88]

erm no 1988 im 19

stop picking on me

meeeeeeaaan

 

[The-Lord-Flasheart]

erm no 1988 im 19

stop picking on me

meeeeeeaaan

19 you say?


So I suppose you've never had the pleasure of having two fully grown Urangutangs tag team you to the point of anal orgasm?

Have you ever squatted over a mirror and watched cock glue dribble out of your front bottom and played 'guess the father'?