Are these new nikes any good?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BobMugabe, Jan 28, 2009.

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  1. Can these new nikes be used for army fitness?

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  2. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    What Nikes?
  3. She looks high maintenance to me...
  4. Ah, the new Nike CamelToe X. Yep, highly recommended.
  5. Foxy expression...check
    Firm jubblies........check
    Shapely body.......check
    Tight crotch..........double check
    Great legs.............check

    Sorry, what was the original question?
  6. My missus would like that scarf she has on
  7. shes not high maintenance, shes high performance :wink:
  8. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Well I imagine if she was stood in view she would be VERY useful for army fitness and indeed Guiness World Records. Suspect a platoon could do a mile in under 3 minutes if they could see her at the end with a bottle of baby oil to play with.
  9. Is that a porn mag she's holding?!?! 8O
  10. trans you can keep the bottle of baby oil, i just want the bird, you can also have her shoes, top, scarf :lol:
  11. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Here's the same burd....


    OOps I did it again!

  12. I would like the nickers she's wearing.........purley for research purposes and wanking into ......
  13. pop round and collect them if you like, she wont be needing them for the next few days at least :wink:
  14. She's wearing trainers? 8o