Are there still people who believe in Global Boiling / warming / Cooling / Freezing /

#1
Or are ARRSE members sceptical of anything that seeks to double their fuel bills, ruin their countryside with useless windmills and mindlessly follow, since the fall of Communism, the New Religion?

Personally, I think it's utter shite and nothing more than a means of redistributing wealth. Oh, and empowering the sort of ******* you would headbutt should they have the temerity to bore you death with this crap in your local.
 
#2
Kermit is green.

Ergo, he is also an 'eco warrior'. As such, All ******* frogs must die!
 
#3
Well it's ******* redders in my house. 70 degrees outside, and 5 degrees more inside. Despite the heating being turned off, and it's January!!!
Can you grow grapes ( as in wine) it's only relevant if you can grow grapes!
 
#4
Well it's ******* redders in my house. 70 degrees outside, and 5 degrees more inside. Despite the heating being turned off, and it's January!!!
Mate, I sympathise; although my heating is turned up to full and I've had to open a window to the UK weather outside to compensate. I admit to just liking to watch that shimmering heat haze effect as the heat harmlessly escapes in to the atmosphere to join the plastic bag bonfire I've got cooking-off outside.
 
#5
Looking after the environment is never a bad thing, but the whole carbon footprint nonsense is just a way of taking money off us.
It doesn't even go into research for alternative fuels, so even if CO2 did destroy the world how is carbon tax helping?

Most normal people will look at history and see that the earths temperature goes in cycles, always has and always will, but if you have an agenda to force on people facts usually don't mean anything.

The thing that gets me the most is why my car destroys the world with CO2 that comes from natural sources (out of the ground) yet a massive volcano is some how different just because man didn't have to drill for it.
Oh and then when they say that a big dog damages the environment more than a SUV then I really switch off.
And fart tax on cows, you've got to be joking.
 
#6
Mate, I sympathise; although my heating is turned up to full and I've had to open a window to the UK weather outside to compensate. I admit to just liking to watch that shimmering heat haze effect as the heat harmlessly escapes in to the atmosphere to join the plastic bag bonfire I've got cooking-off outside.
I hope you have a few tyres on there too, that ozone won't deplete itself.
 
#7
The earths been warming as long as the ice has been melting and its still melting. If it weren't for global warming England would have been under ice.

How much carbon does a Jew give off? Can we blame Hitler or them Jews?
 
#9
No such thing as the wrong weather.
Just the wrong clothes.
Climate changes we've got to learn to live with it.

CG
 
#10
No such thing as the wrong weather.
Just the wrong clothes.
Climate changes we've got to learn to live with it.

CG

This.

Climate is cyclical, something like a 26 year cycle of extremes at each end of that timescale as some boffins were saying during the Il Nunio lark a few years ago. Earth will sort itself out. **** me it managed well enough when the place was full of volcanoes & other nasty shit a millennia ago.
Its all about taxation & scaring the public into submission Communism, terrorism, blah blah blah, find a new common enemy to keep the masses occupied. Load of balls.
 
#11
No such thing as the wrong weather.
Just the wrong clothes.
Climate changes we've got to learn to live with it.

CG
Or die with it if you live in a low lying area, or get frozzed to death up a hill or blown away by a gale on flat bits or burnt to a crisp anywhere else if of course the tsunami/earthquake/metor strike doesn't get you first that is.
 
#12
Or die with it if you live in a low lying area, or get frozzed to death up a hill or blown away by a gale on flat bits or burnt to a crisp anywhere else if of course the tsunami/earthquake/metor strike doesn't get you first that is.
You forgot terrorism, binge drinking, obesity, and bird flu....all par tof the fear agenda as well you know.
 
#13
There's no 'belief' in it. The scientific evidence and analysis is that warming is happening, it's the motley collection of semi-educated ********* who are hard pressed to understand that earth goes around the sun who think otherwise.

Of course there is a upside, we're overdue for the start of a new glacial period, that seems to have been postponed.
 
#14
Top tip to save money on fuel bills.

I find that going along to the local scrapyards and sticking a sharp knife into the walls of all those dumped fridges and freezers sends up a lovely little cloud. After a while, a nice hole appears up in the sky and lets the sun shine through to warm up these cold, winter days. Get the family to stand in that little warm spot and you'll save loads on your energy bills.
 
#15
When Global Cooling starts to kick in next year, rest assured that the Government will seek to recompense you for the green tax that you've paid out over the years.

Or not.
 
#17
No such thing as the wrong weather.
Just the wrong clothes.
Climate changes we've got to learn to live with it.

CG
Or die with it if you live in a low lying area, or get frozzed to death up a hill or blown away by a gale on flat bits or burnt to a crisp anywhere else if of course the tsunami/earthquake/metor strike doesn't get you first that is.
**** me you're a cheerful ****.
Climate changes and unless you think you're King ******* Canute you can't change or stop it.

CG
 
#18
I used to get quite depressed about it all: climate change, the rise of muslamic deathrayism, fuel price rises, self serving politicians, defence reviews fuelled by stupidity in an increasingly unstable world, blue tits pecking at the milk, lions lying down with lambs, priestly arseantics in the choristry, women being able to speak, the sun looking like black tentcloth, the whole shebang in fact.

Now I just drink another bottle of korn, smack my missus around a bit and then go and burn a few tyres in the park. That all seems to help!
 
#19
This.

Its all about taxation & scaring the public into submission Communism, terrorism, blah blah blah, find a new common enemy to keep the masses occupied. Load of balls.

It's all about scaring people enough to part with their hard earned cash. In the 5th century, it was called Catholicism....in the 21st century it's called climate change.
 
#20
It's all about scaring people enough to part with their hard earned cash. In the 5th century, it was called Catholicism....in the 21st century it's called climate change.
Actually in the 5th Century it was just called Christianity as there were no other versions around at that time!! Just saying like....
 

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