Are there any fit birds in Dewsbury?

[Airfix]

Having just watched the Beeb's coverage of the Shannon Mathews verdict I have to ask, are there any fit birds in Dewsbury?

By 'fit' I mean, one you would be happy to be seen with in public by your mates, take to ladies night in the Mess, escort to a wedding, and even, god forbid, fall in love with, get married and breed with.

The specimins of womanhood that flashed across the screen are best described 'not being strangers to a fish supper' and 'having fallen out of the ugly tree and hitting all the branches on the way down'!

I mean to say, I've seen better looking Rockape Cpls' wives and more cute scrapyard dogs!!!

So are there any fit birds in Dewsbury, other than those who might just be passing through?

 

[12volts]

No.

 

[BanjoBill]

No

 

[Airborne_Aircrew]

I mean to say, I've seen better looking Rockape Cpls' wives and more cute scrapyard dogs!!!

Funny, we could rarely distinguish between the two...

 

[Airfix]

I mean to say, I've seen better looking Rockape Cpls' wives and more cute scrapyard dogs!!!

Funny, we could rarely distinguish between the two...

I defer to the Honourable Memeber's more informed opinion!

 

[TheBigUn]

No, No, No........








NO!

 

[41fm77]

no no no no

theres more chance of finding a virgin in the east end of Glasgow

 

[right-grumpy]

eeeeeeeerrrr NO!

 

[dundeeulster]

fcukin chavs .....no

 

[Bossdog]

This was Dewsburys offerings in 1990 for a Beauty Pageant...

http://www2.wakefieldtoday.co.uk/wherearetheynow.htm

 

[pinkrat]

Go and find out ya self big man because mi mam would love to give ya a nose bleed, try it you will love it,

 

[Azrael2006]

what? you hoping for a photo of one......

If there were they have all legged it when they realised there was fuck all for them in that little dribble of a town

 

[rebel_with_a_cause]

This was Dewsburys offerings in 1990 for a Beauty Pageant...

http://www2.wakefieldtoday.co.uk/wherearetheynow.htm

Think that answers the question unless things have improved approx 1000%.

 

[Airborne_Aircrew]

I defer to the Honourable Memeber's more informed opinion!

Still prettier than your average Army wife though...

 

[Taffnp]

This was Dewsburys offerings in 1990 for a Beauty Pageant...

http://www2.wakefieldtoday.co.uk/wherearetheynow.htm

Think that answers the question unless things have improved approx 1000%.

You sure that's not the Halloween competition ?

 

[rebel_with_a_cause]

This was Dewsburys offerings in 1990 for a Beauty Pageant...

http://www2.wakefieldtoday.co.uk/wherearetheynow.htm

Think that answers the question unless things have improved approx 1000%.

You sure that's not the Halloween competition ?

Would be fecking difficult to find a winner in that lot, lets face it everyone of them looks like a loser!

 

[medman82]

This was Dewsburys offerings in 1990 for a Beauty Pageant...

http://www2.wakefieldtoday.co.uk/wherearetheynow.htm

Think that answers the question unless things have improved approx 1000%.

That looks more like Peter Sutcliffe's picking list than a beauty pageant

 

[mark1234]

http://www2.wakefieldtoday.co.uk/SARAH%20JANE%20DUNCAN.htm

This monstrosity reckons she's 34.

34 f*cking stone maybe.

 

[paleblue_1]

Fcuking Dewsbury, what a shite hole in the arrse end of nowhere. Fcuk me, pull a trout is about all you are going to get there, I haven't been to that cesspool for near on 10 years, once a fcukhole always a fcukhole.

 

[rebel_with_a_cause]

"Fcuking Dewsbury, what a shite hole in the arrse end of nowhere. Fcuk me, pull a trout is about all you are going to get there, I haven't been to that cesspool for near on 10 years, once a fcukhole always a fcukhole".

Said a spokesman for the Dewsbury Tourist Board.