My mum is pestering me to get a job as I have not worked since I left school in 2006.
She thinks I should join the Army but I am a bit worried because my best mate joined the AGC and said that it was full of blokes who looked at him funny when he was in the shower. It was so bad he went AWOL and ended up in Colchester.
Is this true or is he winding me up?
PS Should I join the Parachute Regiment or the Green Jackets?