Are the intelligence corps seriously badass?

[Dan Gleebles]

Attack a 72 MI Company officer. Yeah that's a good idea...

What time does mum set for lights out?

 

[Roadster280]

Why, in the name of the Lord Jesus, is this thread tagged with "SIS", and "SAS"?

There is a world of difference between Vauxhall, and some bitter Cpl page-checking a Unit's classified docs. Equally, between a steely-eyed dealer of death from Hereford, and some random WO2 investigating an equally random Sgt who has a proclivity for midget Korean porn.

 

[Ortholith]

Why, in the name of the Lord Jesus, is this thread tagged with "SIS", and "SAS"?

If only we knew someone who claimed to be a serving officer and was fascinated with anything vaguely SF, yet had to ask questions on here rather than contacting the relevant people directly.

 

[James907]

Why, in the name of the Lord Jesus, is this thread tagged with "SIS", and "SAS"?

There is a world of difference between Vauxhall, and some bitter Cpl page-checking a Unit's classified docs. Equally, between a steely-eyed dealer of death from Hereford, and some random WO2 investigating an equally random Sgt who has a proclivity for midget Korean porn.

WO2 investigating an equally random Sgt who has a proclivity for midget Korean porn.
You are getting the intelligence corps mixed up with the military police....

 

[Taffwob]

Nope, I'm just taking a break from the last set of test papers, not picking fights with internet loons. I just can't see any sort of drumkit in @Tappet's avatar, looks like an octopus in a top hat and monocle carrying a newspaper to me.

But is the octopus doing it ironically?

 

[Roadster280]

WO2 investigating an equally random Sgt who has a proclivity for midget Korean porn.
You are getting the intelligence corps mixed up with the military police....

Only if the random Sgt is INT CORPS

 

[Tappet]

Why, in the name of the Lord Jesus, is this thread tagged with "SIS", and "SAS"?

There is a world of difference between Vauxhall, and some bitter Cpl page-checking a Unit's classified docs. Equally, between a steely-eyed dealer of death from Hereford, and some random WO2 investigating an equally random Sgt who has a proclivity for midget Korean porn.

When he first joined he was asking about Int Corps, so I politely sent him a message seeing if I could help. It very quickly went from:

Question 1 (from him): Just want to know how well trained they are compared to other units etc
Fair enough question - and I gave a reasoned answer.
Question 2 (from him): Cool. Are they closely connected with SIS? And do they have there equipment/techniques? ...I thought intelligence corps are better at surveillance and spying than the SIS.

Nutcase or sock account. My money is on the latter.

 

[Roadster280]

When he first joined he was asking about Int Corps, so I politely sent him a message seeing if I could help. It very quickly went from:

Question 1 (from him): Just want to know how well trained they are compared to other units etc
Fair enough question - and I gave a reasoned answer.
Question 2 (from him): Cool. Are they closely connected with SIS? And do they have there equipment/techniques? ...I thought intelligence corps are better at surveillance and spying than the SIS.

Nutcase or sock account. My money is on the latter.

Or both

 

[James907]

When he first joined he was asking about Int Corps, so I politely sent him a message seeing if I could help. It very quickly went from:

Question 1 (from him): Just want to know how well trained they are compared to other units etc
Fair enough question - and I gave a reasoned answer.
Question 2 (from him): Cool. Are they closely connected with SIS? And do they have there equipment/techniques? ...I thought intelligence corps are better at surveillance and spying than the SIS.

Nutcase or sock account. My money is on the latter.

That wasn't me mate. You getting me mixed up.

 

[Dan Gleebles]

WO2 investigating an equally random Sgt who has a proclivity for midget Korean porn.
You are getting the intelligence corps mixed up with the military police....

If James907 didn't have such poor dexterity and fine motor skills his username could well have been
James007.

Never mind, eh?

 

[Tappet]

Or both

Excellent point; well presented.

May I ask @Arte_et_Marte (or other friendly Mod) to do an IP address check for young james, please? I know it's not definitive, but still.

 

[James907]

Why, in the name of the Lord Jesus, is this thread tagged with "SIS", and "SAS"?

There is a world of difference between Vauxhall, and some bitter Cpl page-checking a Unit's classified docs. Equally, between a steely-eyed dealer of death from Hereford, and some random WO2 investigating an equally random Sgt who has a proclivity for midget Korean porn.

Intelligence corps work closely with the SAS. Intelligence corps also have fantastic artillery skills.

 

[Tappet]

That wasn't me mate. You getting me mixed up.

Nope, you're the same turnip:

 

[James907]

Excellent point; well presented.

May I ask @Arte_et_Marte (or other friendly Mod) to do an IP address check for young james, please? I know it's not definitive, but still.

It's illegal to IP address. That's against data protection and privacy laws

 

[Tappet]

But is the octopus doing it ironically?

I was hoping for 'erotically', but I'll take that.

 

[Tappet]

It's illegal to IP address. That's against data protection and privacy laws

Which ones?
Fuck off, Shockwave.

 

[Ortholith]

That wasn't me mate. You getting me mixed up.

This wasn't you posting over a month ago then? https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/t...about-level-of-training.301970/#post-10286192

"Im joining intelligence corps soon. I just hope the firearm training is really good."

 

[kelvin_273]

It's illegal to IP address. That's against data protection and privacy laws

Is it fuck you idiot.

 

[James907]

This wasn't you posting over a month ago then? https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/t...about-level-of-training.301970/#post-10286192

"Im joining intelligence corps soon. I just hope the firearm training is really good."

My aim is to do four years with the intelligence corps then do SAS selection

 

[Roadster280]

Intelligence corps work closely with the SAS. Intelligence corps also have fantastic artillery skills.

Well, who knew? Despite being in R SIGNALS for 15 years, I was always under the impression that the SAS just targetted whoever the fvck they like, and slotted them.

Do you really mean to say that the SAS don't just go out and start shooting?

You've really burst my bubble now. I mean this whole 14 Int/SRR thing was just a front, right?