Are Southerners shandy drinking poofters?

Shandy swilling vest wearing poofters?


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#1
In order to further enhance the geographical polarisation of this site I have decided to get your views on the effete individuals who live saarf of the Watford gap. Are they Southern Jessies or not?
 
#2
Yes yes and yes, and waiting on the poll to vote yes.
 
#4
Yes, yes, thrice yes! They say it's grim up North, have you seen Eastenders? Good God, if they weren't all shandy drinkers, they'd all be alcoholics!
 
#6
Funny really, if you drink a pint of John Smiths in London then you'll actually get more alcohol than in the same pint up North. Why? Because up North they take some of the beer and force it with air through a sparkler. This means that a small amount of beer frothed up with air takes the place of a neat bitter in a Southern pint.

I've often wondered why it is that the Pikey Yorkshire folk will accept a pint that's got a one inch filter on it as part of that pint. At least Down Sarf you get a full pint of alcoholic liquid.

I used to love going to Challenge Cup Finals at Wembley and seeing all the Northerners in The Globe absolutely shitfaced because their drug of choice is so much purer in London so, really it should be shandy swilling Northerners.
 
#7
Funny really, if you drink a pint of John Smiths in London then you'll actually get more alcohol than in the same pint up North. Why? Because up North they take some of the beer and force it with air through a sparkler. This means that a small amount of beer frothed up with air takes the place of a neat bitter in a Southern pint.

I've often wondered why it is that the Pikey Yorkshire folk will accept a pint that's got a one inch filter on it as part of that pint. At least Down Sarf you get a full pint of alcoholic liquid.

I used to love going to Challenge Cup Finals at Wembley and seeing all the Northerners in The Globe absolutely shitfaced because their drug of choice is so much purer in London so, really it should be shandy swilling Northerners.
Although all of that is irrelevant when Southern bottom touching wankers put half a pint of R Whites' finest into their 'purer' beer.
 

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#10
More to the point, are Northerners a bunch of jealous, flat cap wearing, pigeon fondling, whippet shaggers?
 

Auld-Yin

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#11
I voted yes, of course. however, I did so on the quite understandable assumption that you all realise that I am not voting about those south of the Watford Gap, but those south of Berwick upon Tweed (which is really Scottish and has just been left as an enclave into the heathen lands.)

Happy New Year to all (even the Shandy Drinking Southern Poofters! :) )

A-Y
 
#12
Real men (Yorkshiremen) make a pilgramige to the holy land (Masham) on a year basis.
 
#14
Nah, they're a bunch of inbred, sister fondling, sheep loving throw backs with a bag of spuds on both shoulders but, I hear what you're saying.
That's because we are a lot tougher than you southern types who can only handle a chip on each shoulder. :)
 
#16
Yes, yes, thrice yes! They say it's grim up North, have you seen Eastenders? Good God, if they weren't all shandy drinkers, they'd all be alcoholics!
Can someone explain to me, how the characters in that melodrama manage London rents, while working in tuppeny ha'penny jobs?
 
#17
OH, FCUKING YES
Have you ever been on a supposed Piss up with the likes of Joker, Smudge and yes,
MiT(interloping southern puff) one sniff of a Bar Towel and down they go like fcuking
nine pins, mind you, looking at the girth of the buggers, they won't have much time
time to practise, it's awkward trying to hold two Pizzas, three Kebabs and a Pint,
ain't it.....fat cnuts:drunken:
 
#18
I voted yes, of course. however, I did so on the quite understandable assumption that you all realise that I am not voting about those south of the Watford Gap, but those south of Berwick upon Tweed (which is really Scottish and has just been left as an enclave into the heathen lands.)

Happy New Year to all (even the Shandy Drinking Southern Poofters! :) )

A-Y

Needing two days off to get over a good piss up is not proof positive that you have stronger ales or drink more.

You belong to the nation that inflicted Younger's Tartan Bitter on a generation of young and impressionable servicemen and women, some things are neither forgotten nor forgiven easily!

Happy New Year!
 
#19
And then eat "saveloy and chips".

I read a letter sent to the Telegraph which was in their book of unpublished letters. A bloke from London was visiting relatives in Yorkshire. He went to have his hair cut. The barber, making polite conversation, asked where he was from. "London" he replied. An old boy waiting lowered his Racing Times and said, "I went to London once. It was fucking shit."

Coming, as I do, from Newcastle I have a different view of what Northern is. Jason Mountford bangs on about being Northern, but as far as I'm concerned he's just a closer Southerner. It's Yorkshireman and Lancastrians who bleat on about being Northern, but as far as I'm concerned the North starts at Durham.

Contrast the WKD fuelled turbo slags in micro skirts and crop tops stalking the Bigg Market at -15 deg c with the effete Southern blokes with their "ironic" glasses, scarves year round and requirement for counselling when the BBC is moved to Salford.

The latter are bummers.
 
#20
OH, FCUKING YES
Have you ever been on a supposed Piss up with the likes of Joker, Smudge and yes,
MiT(interloping southern puff) one sniff of a Bar Towel and down they go like fcuking
nine pins, mind you, looking at the girth of the buggers, they won't have much time
time to practise, it's awkward trying to hold two Pizzas, three Kebabs and a Pint,
ain't it.....fat cnuts:drunken:
At least we made the second night, lightweight!
 

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