Are Slugs puddings anygood?

#1
Just had a phone call from The Snail (who sounded like she was underwater at the time!) claims she makes the best Yorkshire puddings ever, and that some on here can clarify it.

My concerns are the following...

Is the line "My puddings are the best ever!" her way of saying I have great tits. Or does she have ability in the kitchen, and will soon be seen on TV with moped riding Jamie Oliver raping a local Sainsburys for organic produce.

Or will she be the token blond in Return to River Cottage a slugs tale with Hugh Fanywhippingstool.

Have you had your lips round slugs puddings, what were they like?
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#2
The Slug usually only rings me when leathered. Is this the case with all her victims??

No idea regarding her puds though?

Also substitute "blonde" for "strawberry blonde" :D
 
#3
Never had the pleasure of trying them, but a word of caution, if she says you are having tapioca for dessert, just check that Jarrod wasnt staying the night before.


Ive said too much.......
 
#6
brucewillis said:
Or will she be the token blond in Return to River Cottage a slugs tale with Hugh Fanywhippingstool.

Have you had your lips round slugs puddings, what were they like?
Actually; thats just given me a stiffy, is nothing sacred?
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#8
spaz said:
PrinceAlbert said:
spaz said:
She's trying to get you to fuck her Bruce, its a trap!
A sh1t fcuk's better than a good w@nk!

Describe your worst blowjob........FANTASTIC!
How do you know she's a shit fuck, anything you want to get off your chest?
Not had the pleasure, so to speak. Just pointing out that it could be worse :D

Smash her anyway....why not?? Just delete your ARRSE account, and get a new phone number after as per SOPs.
 
#12
spaz said:
She's trying to get you to fuck her Bruce, its a trap!
Well I am newly single, seeing as Mrs Willis has fecked off. Nothing ventured nothing gained. And I do like a pudding!
 
#14
PrinceAlbert said:
jarrod248 said:
brucewillis said:
spaz said:
She's trying to get you to fuck her Bruce, its a trap!
Well I am newly single, seeing as Mrs Willis has fecked off. Nothing ventured nothing gained. And I do like a pudding!
You are on the rebound, you know not what you do.
and therefore a perfect excuse!


Surely any holes a goal, no matter how reptilian the owner of the hole is?

Just treat it as a mercy fcuk, or a 10 pfng bet sort, no shame in it, we all made those bets.
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#15
Gren said:
PrinceAlbert said:
jarrod248 said:
brucewillis said:
spaz said:
She's trying to get you to fuck her Bruce, its a trap!
Well I am newly single, seeing as Mrs Willis has fecked off. Nothing ventured nothing gained. And I do like a pudding!
You are on the rebound, you know not what you do.
and therefore a perfect excuse!


Surely any holes a goal, no matter how reptilian the owner of the hole is?

Just treat it as a mercy fcuk, or a 10 pfng bet sort, no shame in it, we all made those bets.
I have approx 17 10pfg coins still lying in a drawer somewhere :D
 
#16
All those that think BW should fix the beef bayonet and close with Slug to completion, then reorg upon the hairy mound say aye! (as in pirate speak)
 
#18
Gren said:
PrinceAlbert said:
jarrod248 said:
brucewillis said:
spaz said:
She's trying to get you to fuck her Bruce, its a trap!
Well I am newly single, seeing as Mrs Willis has fecked off. Nothing ventured nothing gained. And I do like a pudding!
You are on the rebound, you know not what you do.
and therefore a perfect excuse!


Surely any holes a goal, no matter how reptilian the owner of the hole is?

Just treat it as a mercy fcuk, or a 10 pfng bet sort, no shame in it, we all made those bets.
You are toast Gren.

Jarrod, I was going to invite you round for Sunday lunch as well. Never mind eh?

Wankers the lot of you. :D
 
#19
jarrod248 said:
PrinceAlbert said:
jarrod248 said:
brucewillis said:
spaz said:
She's trying to get you to fuck her Bruce, its a trap!
Well I am newly single, seeing as Mrs Willis has fecked off. Nothing ventured nothing gained. And I do like a pudding!
You are on the rebound, you know not what you do.
and therefore a perfect excuse!
How can a scouser cook Yorkshire puddings, no it's not right. If Bruce wants a Yorkshire pudding he should try mine :D
Many thanks Jarrod, but no thanks! :D
 
#20
The_Snail said:
Gren said:
PrinceAlbert said:
jarrod248 said:
brucewillis said:
spaz said:
She's trying to get you to fuck her Bruce, its a trap!
Well I am newly single, seeing as Mrs Willis has fecked off. Nothing ventured nothing gained. And I do like a pudding!
You are on the rebound, you know not what you do.
and therefore a perfect excuse!


Surely any holes a goal, no matter how reptilian the owner of the hole is?

Just treat it as a mercy fcuk, or a 10 pfng bet sort, no shame in it, we all made those bets.
You are toast Gren.

Jarrod, I was going to invite you round for Sunday lunch as well. Never mind eh?

Wankers the lot of you. :D
No invite for me? :x Meanie :( :wink:
 
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