Just had a phone call from The Snail (who sounded like she was underwater at the time!) claims she makes the best Yorkshire puddings ever, and that some on here can clarify it. My concerns are the following... Is the line "My puddings are the best ever!" her way of saying I have great tits. Or does she have ability in the kitchen, and will soon be seen on TV with moped riding Jamie Oliver raping a local Sainsburys for organic produce. Or will she be the token blond in Return to River Cottage a slugs tale with Hugh Fanywhippingstool. Have you had your lips round slugs puddings, what were they like?