Are men really useful to us?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by leeanne, Dec 16, 2002.

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  1. Apart from some of them giving good sexual intercourse, do any of you chicks think that blokes are worth the while?
    Me thinx their a waste of space..... ::)
    And should they have an opinion??
     
  2. Leeanne,

    The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things ;D
     
  3. Including teaching women to drive, mapread, use a computer, sit, beg, fetch beer, give head ;D
     
  4. HelManx
    Totally agree with you mate......but would rather do it meself so I know it gets done properly... ;D

    I've got mine on a leash.....He knows when to sit, heel, beg and even bark! ;D
     
  5. Well Leeanne, You know what they say.

    A man is like a floor tile, Lay it just right and you can walk on it for life ;D

    Mine is on a leash to ;D
     
  6. Good....That's where they belong! Licking thier dinners off a bowl and sh1ttin' in the garden....... ;D

    I hate they way that they think are great at everything. They really have'nt a clue, have they? Especially yabbing on bout' big cars and driving, they seem to forget that Women are better drivers....Tis' a well known fact, that's why we have cheaper car insurance!

    Hang on.....I'll buy a Merc and crash it the next day, ask MDN, he knows all about it! That's the way to do it me boy... ;D
     
  7. Also dont forget,

    The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage.
    To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples ;D
     
  8. Why thank you :-*
     
  9. The only brains that are in the male body are his sperm!

    Hope me other half don't read this....I'll end up celibate for the next 2 years.. :-[ :'( Either that or I'll just have to phone Enrique for second best! ::)
     
  10. Agree with you on that one, the only brains they do have is in thier sperm ;D
     
  11. Awwww.....Don't worry mate, your not the only one.....You bender! ;) ;) ;D
     
  12. I see the feck up fairy has visited us again ;D
     
  13. Our Sperm has brains eh

    I wondered why you bunch of dopey birds had managed to start your own thread without the aid of your owners.

    Its simple Ive been making you swallow my brains for a while now it must be rubbing off on you ;D

    Ive also decided that this thread serves no purpose and further posts will only encourage you. I will post no more