A bullying chav scrote from the year above me at school called his kid "Nike" after the trainers. He even had the Nike tick tattooed across the back of his neck. At school he was what you'd expect, never without a baseball cap on and fully decked out in heavily branded (but probably cheap knock off) sportswear, always in trouble with the police, in and out of prison since leaving school for violence, thieving and drugs. rest of the family were the same, horrendous bunch.
At my 10 month old daughters baby swim class there is an 18 month old boy called Zebedee. When he’s 5 the parents might as well send him to school with a sign hung around his neck that says “bully me mercilessly”.
Stone me! Apart from the names here's a parent NOT whinging about school uniform being unfair, presumably setting an example for her sprogs, gingers though they be, and knocking a few spokes out of the SJW 'make school uniforms poverty proof' campaign.
Probably doesn't live on KFC family buckets either.