Started getting tweets from the sturdy chaps of Kent Constabulary. Kent 999s @Kent_999s A229 appeal: Mitsubishi Colt driver lost control, hit a lamp post, and was critically injured kent.police.uk/appeals/witnes… pic.twitter.com/QuMOByOIXM Should I be alarmed? Is this a Kent conspiracy? Should I tip off the bouncing banana? No, I don't have a twitter account.