Are Kent Police tracking me?

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  1. Started getting tweets from the sturdy chaps of Kent Constabulary.

    Kent 999s @Kent_999s
    A229 appeal: Mitsubishi Colt driver lost control, hit a lamp post, and was critically injured kent.police.uk/appeals/witnes… pic.twitter.com/QuMOByOIXM



    Should I be alarmed?
    Is this a Kent conspiracy?
    Should I tip off the bouncing banana?
    No, I don't have a twitter account.
     
  2. Yes they are. Run and hide.
     

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  3. Kent Police wouldn't be interested in you.

    Unless you are an old woman who needs help crossing a road.

    Or a homeless man who needs some money.
     
  4. Or a drunken harridan in need of flip flops.
     
  5. Why not? According to certain unnamed ARRSErs they're doing everything fucking else.
     
  6. Whatever you do,don't mention that name three times
     
  7. I think they call this "grooming".
     
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  8. Bounce Banana, Bounce Banana..... Bounce Bana.... Urgh


    Sent via Heliograph from the Jebel Birkenhead
     
  9. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    See what you're about to start.
     
  10. Kent Police is a fine upstanding body of men who excel in the field of law enforcement. I'm afraid now they've got on to you you've had it, like the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, Kent always get their man.
     
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  11. For Fucks Sake...
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  12. I've heard the touch from a Kent Police officer can cure tooth ache and make Warts disappear. Inspectors and above can make the lame walk and cure Baldness
     
  13. Suggest you do a Reggie Perrin.
    It's the only way forward for you now!
     
  14. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    But only because you asked them to.
     
  15. Do you live in Kent? If not, they are powerless against you


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