Are BFG Pads wives the fattest in the world??

Are BFG pads Wives the Fattest in the world?

  • Yes theres more Bingo Wings in BFG than the local Mecca

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  • Maybe but Pads wives are pretty sturdy everywhere

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#1
I reckon they are, too many bratties, cheap booze and excessive Sky watching. What are your thoughts?
 

mysteron

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#2
That is why we get issued LOA. So that our wives and sit at home or in the local McDonalds stuffing burgers into their face.

Its just not their fault, it is our fault that we drag them away from home, into a foreign land where it is impossible to get a decent curry. Beer is too cheap (as is alcopops) so they are pressured into drinking and eating in order to make up their loss in life.

Its called comfort scoffing. Anyway there is no chassis limit on the Autobahn so we don't have to worry about their weight. Also if we 'loved' enough to bring them out to Germany, it is what is on the inside that counts......apparently.

Get on a diet, go to the Gym and stop blaming it on your hormones/genetics.pregnancy/etc.... my wife lost all the excess after pregnancy so they can to.
 
#4
Its the ron hills and white sillettos, not forgetting the tank tops bearing the midriff for all to see that makes it look worse I am sure. A little make over with flowery dresses etc would make it a bit more soothing to the eyes.




No sack it, a big fcuking sack cloth would do the trick.
 

mysteron

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#6
Muppet_in_Civvies said:
Its the ron hills and white sillettos, not forgetting the tank tops bearing the midrif for all to see that makes it look worse I am sure......a little make over with flowery dresses etc would make it a bit more soothing to the eyes.




No sack it, a big fcuking sack cloth would do the trick.
Its not tank tops old boy, its their husbands last op tour T-Shirt whilst pushing twin buggy around the NAAFI MAx with a Lamber & Butler dangling out their mouth saying things like:

"Oi, Britney get your fackin little cheeky butt back here, you can't have no sweeties, put 'em back. How can I 'ave me stella if you go round eatin' sweets, eh?"
 
#7
Maybe not the fattest but definitely the most accommodating!

:p
 
#9
Why are their arms so big? How much lard do you need to consume iot get arms like that?
 
B

Biscuits_AB

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#10
goon_bde said:
I reckon they are, too many bratties, cheap booze and excessive Sky watching. What are your thoughts?
"Nip over the offy and get us a beer to go with these bratties will ya......oh, and flick the TV over to SKY Sports before you go. Can you get me some pommes mit mayo as well.........and some of them frikadelle things"
 
#15
No chance, not when you've got the Americans for competition. Seen more than a few women with what we nicknamed 'the Sheboygan Arrse' - looks OK on top, until you get to hip level, then splays all over the place. Size 10 on top of size 20, really weird!
 
#17
Muppet_in_Civvies said:
Its the ron hills and white sillettos.......
Oldie but goodie;
Q. What's the difference between an elephant and a pad's wife?

A. The elephant's Ron Hills fit it.
 
#18
I can remember back in the early 90's when a couple of BFBS Cyprus presenters caused grief with the comments along the lines of, "Why is it called Slimm Village in Dhekelia when many of the occupants clearly aren't?" and "What's the difference between an elephant and a WFR wife......an elephant knows it can't get into a pair of cycling shorts".
 
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