arctic kit

Discussion in 'Military Clothing & Boots' started by Tweed Man, May 15, 2012.

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  1. What kit is issued for norway?
  2. warm kit
  3. Norwegian flag swimwear...
  4. Skis, sun glasses, skiing goggles, shorts, and thermal underwear....probably.
  5. bears ****, flies eyes
  6. A pair of stout brogues and a Harris tweed flat cap.
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  7. White clothing perhaps?
  8. HHH

    HHH LE

    Flip Flops, Bermuda Shorts and a straw hat.
  9. Super. Have a Bee.
  10. Tennis racquets
  11. It's mainly equipment that was trialed during the initial exploration of the North Pole, found to be too heavy and incredibly unfashionable.

    Therefore the Army paid way over the odds for it and still issues it to this day.

    The *****.
  12. You lucky bastard, you're going to get a free Deputy Dawg hat
  13. The old style ECW hats with the quilted linings were lush and more comfortable to wear than a 16 year old schoolgirl's vagina.

    The newer models with the green itchy fleece linings are utter **** and were designed by utter *******.

    Why the Army can't just purchase Lowe Alpine Mountian GTX headwear is (in the words of Toya Wilcox) a ******* mythtery.
  14. You poetic bastard!
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