Discussion in 'Int Corps' started by CRmeansCeilingReached, Oct 26, 2006.

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  1. I have noticed that whenever a newbie joins (*cough* EDITOR *cough*) they dig through old threads and revive them with their tuppence worth. this inevitably leads to arguments, slapping of foreheads and wondering why these old things have been dug up once again...

    and i got to thinking... why should newbies have all the fun?

    I would therefore like to propose that each regular contributor on here (and anyone else) digs back through the 20 pages of threads... finds one old thread which is mildly entertaining / not completely irrelevant / slightly more interesting than one of 1771's stories about the war....

    and breathes new life into it. like a fat, hairy, walrus-faced volunteer with the St John's Ambulance.

    clearly we lack imagination and can't talk about anything but boxes. so i got desperate :)
  2. Bored? Desperate? You've only been married 5 minutes. Surely she hasn't cast you aside so soon? Or aren't you up to it...?
  3. well unfortunately, she doesn't work in my office. so what i write on arrse at work is not really taking away from the incessant sexual antics that are the newlywed scene :)
  4. Then why are you posting messages in work at 4:51 pm?
  5. cos sex only takes 30 seconds out of my day :)
  6. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    Dang....and there was me thinking I was about to have a conversation about artefacts from the predynastic period in lower Aegypt ;)
  7. I hope it was on the bosses desk (or in his office). I, of course, never partook of such depraved acts when first married............................
  8. CR,

    Its 1900 hrs and your trying to indicate that your still in work and at the same time trying to convince us that the sparkle hasn't gone from your marriage.

    Come on you're amongst friends tell us your woes................
  9. i would love to suggest that i am in fact at home, typing whilst looking over my new bride's shoulder as she humps my brains out in the computer chair...

    but i would be lying :)
  10. CR - OMG - now I know why you work me so hard - so you can have time to trawl 20 pages of threads - mind you digging uphill is a specialist trade n'est pas ???
  11. Hey - CR - got my name on a very old chestnut and at the top of the page :)
  12. You been talking to "Galt its all over" again??
  13. in an ironic twist, i thought i would revive the archaeology thread :)
  14. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    Do we get to discuss artefacts and bones this time ;)
  15. I've been in this hole before, and to quote an old professor freind of mine, "There's bugger all in it!"