Rumbled it seems. I am a skilfull and sophisticated master criminal. I leave a pink tam o Shanter as a calling card at the scene of the crime.
Actually the welder was something I picked up a few years ago as I wanted to teach myself how to weld. Thus gaining a new and useful skill which I could put into practice with one of my hobbies. Doing up fast bikes. I have since aquired a clever tricksy gas welder which feeds the weld with a trigger mechanism and enables me to do more delicate jobs.
I am, as many of you are no doubt aware banned from ebay for 'conducting a campaign of persecution against another site user' Cnut!!!! (The verminous theiving turd still gets skips/glaziers/policemen turning up at his house aswell as abusive mail and will get filled in next time I am in his area - even though he broke under the pressure of my harrassment and sent the goods eventually.)
Now shut up and buy my welder. Biscuits_AB you could buy it and weld your bum hole shut then I can sell you a burns treatment kit.