arby house sale

Should I sell ex-arbyette's unwashed pants?

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#1
Just sacked current arbyette of 2 years. Terrible shame and all that but does leave me with a house full of arbyette memorabilia. Is there a market for such stuff, I am willing to leave her underwaer unwashed and will donate some proceeds to the begging bowl. Is such a sale viable and if so, shall I open bidding?
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#2
Can i have a go on ex Arbyette?
 
#3
If I can flog Snails pants for £40 then you should be able to make a couple of quid for 'the cause'.
 
#7
Mr_Deputy said:
how much for the arbyette? much wear? can she cook fish fingers and mash and peas nicely?
open to offers, although probably have no saleable rights at present. Some minor wear and tear, mostly cosmetic, cooking skills are poor to say the least.
 
#8
Mr_Deputy said:
doubt you could get as much as £40 for snail herself tho - judging by the abuse she gets.
Its funny you should say that, but she has asked me to auction 'a date with the snail.' You now have prior warning, so smash your pc's now. This and other auctions (including 'snails spunk'*) will probably be started on friday.



*its not what you are thinking of
 
#9
theoriginalphantom said:
Mr_Deputy said:
doubt you could get as much as £40 for snail herself tho - judging by the abuse she gets.
Its funny you should say that, but she has asked me to auction 'a date with the snail.' You now have prior warning, so smash your pc's now. This and other auctions (including 'snails spunk'*) will probably be started on friday.



*its not what you are thinking of
Could be the first charity auction ever to end up with a negative amount I feel :D Having to pay some poor b@stard 100 squids to take the 'prize'.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#10
arby said:
Just sacked current arbyette of 2 years. Terrible shame and all that but does leave me with a house full of arbyette memorabilia. Is there a market for such stuff, I am willing to leave her underwaer unwashed and will donate some proceeds to the begging bowl. Is such a sale viable and if so, shall I open bidding?
Did she catch you wanking?
 
#11
Mr_Deputy said:
arby said:
Mr_Deputy said:
how much for the arbyette? much wear? can she cook fish fingers and mash and peas nicely?
open to offers, although probably have no saleable rights at present. * Some minor wear and tear, mostly cosmetic, cooking skills are poor to say the least.**
* you messed around with her back bottom didn't you?

** fck that then.




best of luck being a singly - they'll prob be another one along any minute if you want one. have fun. in the meantime here's some vintage porn to cheer you up.
2 years of bottom love has its impact. And thanks mr-deputy *sob *sob its nice to knw you care *sob....right, where's that fat bird?
 
#12
B_AND_T said:
arby said:
Just sacked current arbyette of 2 years. Terrible shame and all that but does leave me with a house full of arbyette memorabilia. Is there a market for such stuff, I am willing to leave her underwaer unwashed and will donate some proceeds to the begging bowl. Is such a sale viable and if so, shall I open bidding?
Did she catch you wanking?
dumb bitch, said she'd be home at 12...
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#13
Wot, is she only 11 then. Fcuk me I thought I was a deviant.
 
#14
Mr_Deputy said:
hey look...right before our eyes...

a date with the snail comes up

and arby is single


twaaaang!!! that's cupid's bow you hear not smails pants coming off already.
such timing has not accured since ...I can't think of anything.
A date he has to pay for though. The first date will be for charity (in so many ways) after that payment should be made to 'toppers isn't a pimp' registered in the Caymen Islands.
 
#15
Mr_Deputy said:
hey look...right before our eyes...

a date with the snail comes up

and arby is single


twaaaang!!! that's cupid's bow you hear not smails pants coming off already.
such timing has not accured since ...I can't think of anything.
brilliant! only the other day I mentioned that I wanted crippling PTSD and several STIs! As one door closes another one opens.

Although from the way phantom talks, its probably a barn door.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#16
Cmon then - what was her crime, and where are the piccies - and I don't mean you to arm in arm - I mean, you, arm-deep.
 
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