Arab suicides! This is the reason why

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  1. Everyone wonders why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

    Let's see now:

    No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no Playboy or Penthouse, no
    Teasers, no rugby, no football, no basketball, no baseball, no golf, no
    dancing, no music.

    No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no summer mini skirts and
    braless beauties.

    No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no hot-dogs, no burgers, no lobster, no
    shellfish or even frozen seafood sticks. No Christmas!

    Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
    next door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing
    from the guy in the tower, just when you are about to get off to sleep early in the morning.

    You never get to travel on an Aeroplane, a Luxury Liner or on a First class train.

    (Unless they arrange flying lessons for you in Florida)

    You can't shave. Your wife can't shave. You can't even shave your wife.

    Sand is everywhere. Sand gets into everything. You wipe your backside with
    your left hand without toilet paper and if they catch you stealing they
    chop off your good hand and you must eat with your shxxxx hand.

    You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel
    dung. Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner is always the same sh.., the only respite you get is during Ramadan, when you are able to fast…

    The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

    Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your camel,

    There is always someone telling you what to do, the President, The Mayor, The Mullah, The Tribal Leader, your mother in Law.

    Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you get 27 virgins and it
    all gets better!

    So........... Nope....... No mystery here!
  2. Fair one really!
  3. there is actually a song to this called "sand fcuking sand"

    funny as fcuk, ill see if i can find it
  4. What about the British suicide bombers? They lived in Britain so would have daily seen women in skimpy clothes much more than there Middle Eastern counter-parts. Oh and unless you live near the coast, there's no sand.
  5. or a building site!!
  6. Like it ! fair one !
  7. Touche.......... :x
  8. Please :lol:
  9. Thought it was 72 Virgins - which begs the question, what do girlie suiciders get when they go to paradise?
  10. passed around 72 rancid cocked rag headed arab goat farmers.. but shh, so do the the male suicide bombers... budda told me so...
  11. Few months back, popbitch hauled a historical linguistics professor out of the wood work. He put forward that the word used in this case for virgins has been corrupted from its original core word which meant vine, and actually when the loonies blew themselves up, if translated correctly, they achieved a nice glass of chardonnay or 27!

    another little gem was that most bombers were on E! hate to see the hardcore rave scene in the middle east :lol: It did however mean that remains could be tested and batch types tracked
  12. I wonder? Other than one really good last bang, they must have some. The "paradise incentive", equal op's and all that. :wink:
  13. Was the song not:
    4 and 20 virgins down from Inverness and when the bang was over there where 4 and 20 less???
    Somat like that. Don't know where sand came into it though.
  14. got offered to do a hands accross the ocean thing for westerners in the middle east setting up a dance event in the desert... I'll be fu(ked if am going now...