Everyone wonders why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now: No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no Playboy or Penthouse, no Teasers, no rugby, no football, no basketball, no baseball, no golf, no dancing, no music. No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no summer mini skirts and braless beauties. No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no hot-dogs, no burgers, no lobster, no shellfish or even frozen seafood sticks. No Christmas! Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower, just when you are about to get off to sleep early in the morning. You never get to travel on an Aeroplane, a Luxury Liner or on a First class train. (Unless they arrange flying lessons for you in Florida) You can't shave. Your wife can't shave. You can't even shave your wife. Sand is everywhere. Sand gets into everything. You wipe your backside with your left hand without toilet paper and if they catch you stealing they chop off your good hand and you must eat with your shxxxx hand. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner is always the same sh.., the only respite you get is during Ramadan, when you are able to fastâ¦ The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your camel, There is always someone telling you what to do, the President, The Mayor, The Mullah, The Tribal Leader, your mother in Law. Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you get 27 virgins and it all gets better! So........... Nope....... No mystery here!