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Arab Medicine

Arabian Holistic Medicine.

Ahkmed came to the United States from the Middle East After a few weeks he became very ill.

He went to several Americcan doctors but none could help him.

Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said:

"Take dees bocket, go Into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de
poop, and den put your head down over de bocket an breathe in de fumes
for ten minutes."

Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket,
peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What
was wrong with me?"

The doctor said, "You were homesick!"

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