Aquaintance Advice

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Apr 6, 2013.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I have this person involved in my life who, to be honest, has caused me nothing but problems.

    I have had career setbacks, lost friends and family because of them.

    How do I fuck them off or is it a case of "You married the bitch get over it"

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  2. set fire to the house with her in it -oh shit thats been tried !!
  3. Most poisons are detectable, so that's a risky strategy. I would recommend using nitrogen to displace the air in the bedroom, all that is detectable (assuming you are careful) would be the lack of oxygen in the blood. Sadly, it's a painless method.
  4. Why are you still with this person?
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    This is more subtle.

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  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Unusual first post!
  7. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

  8. Retreat to shed.
  9. Man up and tell her to do one.
  10. A two fingered jab into the eyeballs works wonders.
  11. A tragic accident whilst on a boating holidaymin the lakes and the generator goes wrong while you are fetching milk from the shop............. carbon monoxide fast and deadly............ oh wait thats been done
  12. " Oh that new patio looks great, where's the wife by the way?"
  13. its not very level though is it............
  14. Lumpy hard fill.