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goodoldboy

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You're a fekin group 4 job aren't you?
Sadly your continued digging and arrogance are doing you no favours. You did something daft then came here crying about it so just close the thread, put it behind you and get on with your life - it's too short, believe me...
 
Sadly your continued digging and arrogance are doing you no favours. You did something daft then came here crying about it so just close the thread, put it behind you and get on with your life - it's too short, believe me...
It's the NAAFI bar so I can say what I want. Security firms employ Gormless Feckwits with the intelligence that might in circumstance get them into the pants of a residential east europe receptionist. Enjoy your 2 on 4 orf stags chaps.
 

Helm

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It's the NAAFI bar so I can say what I want. Security firms employ Gormless Feckwits with the intelligence that might in circumstance get them into the pants of a residential east europe receptionist. Enjoy your 2 on 4 orf stags chaps.
But still more intelligent than the clown who left his stuff unattended in public eh?
 

Toppet

Old-Salt
But still more intelligent than the clown who left his stuff unattended in public eh?
Or who is more intelligent than someone whose job requires him to stag on at 0400 in the morning at a data warehouse in Wales.
 

Auld-Yin

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Or who is more intelligent than someone whose job requires him to stag on at 0400 in the morning at a data warehouse in Wales.
WTF is a data warehouse? A big shed full of 0s and 1s?
 
But still more intelligent than the clown who left his stuff unattended in public eh?
UJC is not a public place, does anybody really think that a non member is going to get in, set up a laptop, leave a haverbag in full view of the security people then constitute a risk by going off for a slash? The terms I used were along the lines of jobsworths and gormless cnuts, not too far from the truth.
 
WTF is a data warehouse? A big shed full of 0s and 1s?
To answer , the place I get called out to on occasion is managed by Bangalore and Australia. The timeframe is different marginally. It usually takes me over 3 hours to get there, waiting around 2 hours for a security escort to accompany me in there, 5 or 10 mins actual work on a Server then a couple of hours waiting in the coffee lounge waiting for a confirmation that I may leave. Followed by a drive home this always cranks up about 12 hours in overtime at twice the pay rate thank you so much. General Hindenburg analysis of Staff Officers is a paramount cause.
 

morsk

LE
I was staying in London UJC at the weekend (under renovation). I was waiting for a colleague in the reception area when I had to relieve myself. I left my tablet plugged in, my laptop bag no the table and walked to the nearest facility. Having completed action inside 2 minutes I walked back only to find one of the "security" staff walking off with my bag. I challenged him and he said he thought it was a suspicious and could be a bomb.
Now is he just being a fukctiw jobsworth ?
Is he a Gormless CnUT? After all if you see a "suspicious" device you do NOT go and pick it up.

Which insult should be used if this sort of thing ever happens again? Don't forget it could have been a thief walking off with it.
Any insult you may be given, will go unused. You are the sort of belter who 'relieves himself' when he actually went for a piss. See what I mean?
 

morsk

LE
leave a haverbag
Oh dear. you are american.




A haverbag is a 'packed lunch' of sorts, inflicted on us by Sodexo (or whoever). You mean Dayrider (Day Sack)
 

Helm

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UJC is not a public place, does anybody really think that a non member is going to get in, set up a laptop, leave a haverbag in full view of the security people then constitute a risk by going off for a slash? The terms I used were along the lines of jobsworths and gormless cnuts, not too far from the truth.
Well, I am glad to have it confirmed, you really are that stupid then.
 
WTF is a data warehouse? A big shed full of 0s and 1s?
No silly, the 0's and 1's are in the Cloud, the data warehouse is stop the Cloud getting wet, as they have to store the Cloud somewhere.

So in this H&S world they give it a safe space where it won't get wet
 

Auld-Yin

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No silly, the 0's and 1's are in the Cloud, the data warehouse is stop the Cloud getting wet, as they have to store the Cloud somewhere.

So in this H&S world they give it a safe space where it won't get wet
Ah, thanks for the explanation.
 
Well, I am glad to have it confirmed, you really are that stupid then.
You clearly are a security guard but which type? Both as mentioned perchance?
 
Insult of the week is surely "you are a Bravo_Bravo"?
 

Helm

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Amazing, you're wrong again, you are that dense though. Oh and just so as you know “Public place” includes any highway and any other premises or place to which at the material time the public have or are permitted to have access, whether on payment or otherwise ”. So the UJC is indeed a public place. I meant to mention it earlier, but felt you had embarrassed yourself enough, clearly, that wasn't so.
 
Oh dear. you are american.




A haverbag is a 'packed lunch' of sorts, inflicted on us by Sodexo (or whoever). You mean Dayrider (Day Sack)
Americans carried haversacks til a little after WWII. We were switching over to two part Jungle Packs (M1941) and Combat Packs (M1944/M1945) when you were continuing with yours ('44 Pattern). Ours were originally, of course, based on the British haversack which was adopted well back into the 17th century, from the Germans (hafersack) and Dutch (haverzak) "oat sacks" carried for their horse's fodder. I do not believe that the term haversack is in current usage with anyone under the age of my long dead grandfather on this side of the pond, but still might be part of some of your lot's Regimental accouterments.

So, either he is one of your Northern types with an affinity for oats, or he carries one of those ladies single strap, body bag purses that were in style a couple of decades ago with the high school girls, perhaps even re imagined in ultra ally Cordura MTP. 'Cos he's 1337, innit?
 
Amazing, you're wrong again, you are that dense though. Oh and just so as you know “Public place” includes any highway and any other premises or place to which at the material time the public have or are permitted to have access, whether on payment or otherwise ”. So the UJC is indeed a public place. I meant to mention it earlier, but felt you had embarrassed yourself enough, clearly, that wasn't so.
Whatever your current profession (amateur) you are a Jobsworth ckocsucker. One hopes that your appointment title of "moderator" does not influence your choice of posting in "The NAAFI Bar"
 

Helm

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Whatever your current profession (amateur) you are a Jobsworth ckocsucker. One hopes that your appointment title of "moderator" does not influence your choice of posting in "The NAAFI Bar"
You do know amateur and profession aren't really compatible thicko?
 

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