In a bid to change the image of the British Army and increase recruitment the MoD have decided to re-brand. Apple are pleased that their bid of some belly button fluff and a Milky Way won the bidding war against Microsoft and Mad Mikes Army Store. The British Soldier will be renamed the iSquadie Available in a variety of interchangeable silicon DPM skins. Each unit will come with its own iGat - a weapons system with an integrated MP3 Player so you can turn a war-zone or Stag into your own Disco. iGat also fires musical rounds. iGrot will also be available in variety of skins and interfaces. Only availaby if host country like adult iGrot-erotica. iGwa is also available The iSquadie should not be used near children or virgins. Any other trendy iShite the Army should try? Ill get my techie coat.