Apparently the niqab is too revealing for some....

Not sure if this is outrageous enough for the ARRSE double-decker, but quite stunning...

From the beeb

Saudi cleric favours one-eye veil

A Muslim cleric in Saudi Arabia has called on women to wear a full veil, or niqab, that reveals only one eye.

Sheikh Muhammad al-Habadan said showing both eyes encouraged women to use eye make-up to look seductive.

The question of how much of her face a woman should cover is a controversial topic in many Muslim societies.

The niqab is more common in Saudi Arabia and the Gulf, but women in much of the Muslim Middle East wear a headscarf which covers only their hair.

Sheikh Habadan, an ultra-conservative cleric who is said to have wide influence among religious Saudis, was answering questions on the Muslim satellite channel al-Majd.
rickshaw-major said:
Another fecking looney -ignore the tw@t and he'll feck off!
Is the correct answer.
It's all to do with the gambling thing they have....something like upping the ante.....but then again, like the gambling thing they have, so open to cheating. Nah, don't like that one much, take er and two mates down the old local judiciary and, hey, talak,talak,talak, can I have a fresh one please? True or not?


War Hero
No, I will go with that, as long as it is the quick flip up of the skirt.

that gives us a glimpse of the 'brown eye.' He can't have any objection

to that surely?
The more covered up the better, ugly f*ckers the lot of em !
They must look like daliks or the aliens from the Simpsons (Kane and ?)
chocolate_frog said:
They must look like daliks or the aliens from the Simpsons (Kane and ?)
Pat Condell describes the appearance of these things as a "Giant Pepper Pot". ;)

I like the sunglasses idea, though I'm sure that eventually all women in that part of the world will be sititng inside hermectically sealed boxes that have little robotic legs and arms, so no one has to see them in their full seductive glory.

Until someone takes exception to the term "box" and then it will have to be changed to a cylinder - no, no can't have that, no "tubes", erm.
Octagons. No, not octagons, they have "points".

Maybe men in the east would just be happier if women trancended to another plane of existence and ceased to have physical manifestations entirely :).
When you come down to it, it really does show what a mindless tw@t Gary Glitter is. If he'd headed for the Middle East and stuck to (oops, no pun intended!) boys, he would have been welcomed with open, er, arms. They don't much like the look, feel or taste of women.
As Mr Bruin is alleged to have only one eye working,maybe he should 'consult' with this mad cleric?


Book Reviewer
Does this help?

Zapped - sorry, forgot it was not the NAAFI! :twisted:


Book Reviewer
It was basically a 'snatch' shot with the rest of the body in a burka - NSFW or for a sensible thread, but damn, it gave me wood.

I came up with this instead:



War Hero
Book Reviewer
They always remind me of a chess piece, a rook. I'll be damned for all eternity now, at least there won't be 74 virgins waiting for me.
He's got a point though.

Monocular vision, and the consequent lack of depth perception, is the only thing keeping the female population of Saudi Arabia from taking up careers as pole dancers. Without the strong moral guidance of men like the Sheikh, the mosques would be empty and the Kingdom would be overrun with dodgy clubs full of men singing 'get your eyes out for the lads'.

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