For some reason the fellow took offense. There I was in a neighbourhood pub and in walks a youngish chap with a hot young thing du jour on his arm.. she is well endowed and pleased to show them off in a low cut, semi- diaphanous slip of a dress. Having had one, possibly two drinks, though I may have miscounted. I approached and admired gawd's [ or, possibly a skilled surgeon's ] handiwork and offered a compliment to the young woman. " Lovely boobs, miss.. ever think of displaying them professionally? " Her escort, for some reason, was not intrigued at the possiblity that her assets could earn her a significant return on her ' investment ' or open her to a new career possibility and burbled some inarticulate rant that began: " Wha/the/F**k/you/ol/basserd?" and followed this up with a fist toward my nose. As I parried his blow with my beer mug which cost me not only a considerable amount of the contents but the breaking of the glass as well, I was sure I noticed the young woman smiling and giving me a wink.. I wasn't able to confirm this as two rather large gentlemen escorted me out of the premises and mistook a dumpster for my ride home.