Apparantly, you shouldnt shave your arsespider...

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  1. Taken from a games forum, it amused me greatly...

    I think the first paragraph wasn't such a good idea to post, especcially as the poster happens to be male. :roll:

  2. HAHAHAHAHA! :D good one.
  3. I beleive this peice of literature is worthy to belong in the 'now thats what i call arrse' forum, if not for sheer creativity it was the fecking length, i proud moment for one and all.
  4. Hmm, maybe if i get enough posts saying i should... :LOL:
  5. Shush you. :roll:
  6. That made my day! My kids have just asked what's so funny. They hear EVRYTHING damn it. I just mumbled something about a lost gerbil and they didn't bat an eyelid.
  7. Fecking awesome . . . haven't laughed like that for a good while, shoulders an everything! Outstanding sir!
  8. Outstanding post! Tears rolling down cheeks etc --- er, facial cheeks I hasten to add.... :lol:
  9. Bloody awful day hundreds of patients. 5 mins out to breath..

    Now got a stupid grin on my face.

  10. The Emporer Mong strikes again!!

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  12. You really don't get laid much, do you? :D Nether mind....