Apology Corner

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by chunkygucci, Jun 24, 2011.

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  1. I would like to start by saying a big SORRY to the PROVOST Sergeant at ITB Ouston in 1992 for letting all four tyres down on his motor and smearing dog sh*t on his windscreen whilst out on perimeter patrol for making me clean his office and empty his filthy bins when I was ment to be getting my head down at 3am.

    Please feel free to continue this thread.

    All poster are immediately forgiven and will receive a full pardon. :nod:
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  2. I'm sorry, if you ever find out what for I'll do the same to you
  3. I'm sorry to be the same species as you,
    Greatly improved but alas still the same
  4. can we confess to things we've done but aren't sorry for?
  5. Like doing your mum?
  6. I was thinking more about what I did to my drviers door one boring nightshift but if you did my mum thats between the two of you so crack on long as I dont have to call you dad
  7. Fair enough as long as I don't have to pay CSA :D
  8. nah just the odd pint at birthdays and christmas
  9. I'm sorry that Whet frequents this forum.
  10. I'd like to apologise to everyone who's ever met me.

    Nah, fuck it, you deserved it.
  11. it lives !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. Sorry for being a cunt. Pardon accepted
  13. I'm sorry this forum is frequented by so many utter utter cunts. Like the obvious callsign above