Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by fertman, Apr 8, 2010.

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  1. It would seem from my last 3 posts going to The Hole that I've got the whole ethos wrong. Let me try again. It's springtime, has anyone else been skipping through the effervescent forests picking flowers ? I've got some lovely narcissii.
  2. Hole.
  3. I thought it was gonna be Ord-Sgt after his drug/alcohol fueled outbursts recently.
  4. No. You big fcuking gay. Hole.

    P.S. Its narcissi 8O

  5. That was my first thought to be honest.
  6. The Octopus squats on the bench.
  7. What happened to Ord_sgt? We demand to know!
  8. RIP fella.

    *sniff* I'm going to miss his drunken ramblings and offering everyone out.
  9. That's a shame.

    Very dusty in here......must hoover more.
  10. Bis interimitur qui suis armis perit 8)
  11. I'm slightly ashamed to have worn the same capbadge as the late Ord_Sgt. I always held this hope that he always wanted to be the 'Lord_Sgt' but fucked his registration up due to alcohol and dyslexia.

    Anyway Smudge, shamless advertising will not be tolerated, you need to vacuum more, as Hoover® is a trade name of crap vacuums. Now if you had a Miele . . . . :D
  12. Cheers! (bloody Saigon Vodka) :x
  13. Sorry. I have a Dy**n :)
  14. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    Will he be buried next to those other casualties of Arrse - BBR, gone out in a blaze of drunken glory, or RTFQ, gone up in a blazing fireball as his plane crashed on takeoff?
  15. Well you couldn't cremate him, it'd be like Buncefield mkII