Apocalypse Survival

#1
Been watching a few Apocalyptic films recently (The Road, 28 Days Later) has got me thinking.

If Britain got locked off and everything was to stop tomorrow, how long could you last?

No

Infrastructure, Utilities, Food, Water, Electricity.

No Order General Masses Rioting/Scavenging

What would be your Arsenal?
What would be your plan of action?
How long could you fend for yourself and survive?

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#2
I'd just drink until I didn't wake up.
 
#4
Step one- Immediately kill my neighbours with a big knife, take resources from them as needed to move to step two;

Step two- Kill everyone on my way to a gun shop, kill everyone inside, take guns and ammunition

Step three- kill everyone on my way to a car show room, kill everyone, take car

Step four- kill everyone on my to a petrol station, kill all inside

Step five- kill everyone who gets in my way as I drive to Scotland

Step six- find secure location with forestry, wildlife and water. Kill everyone.

Step seven- continue to kill as required.

Kill
 
#5
A slight flaw in the plan there. As you execute step two, you are literally "taking a knife to a gunfight"! So, revised plan goes like this:

1. Kill & rob neighbours
2. Go to Gun shop to steal guns.
3. Die.

Sounds as good a plan as any. At least it would be relatively quick.
As this is the UK, I'm pretty sure that I fancy my chances with most gunshop owners. The walty ones would enter into a debate about which round is best to slot a robber and I'd shiv the fúckers.
 
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#6
Break into biggest supplier of Buckfast , stockpile it somewhere, and use it to become leader of an army of Glasgow neds and control the West of Scotland with my Burberry clad army.
 
#8
For Arsenal I would take combat knives, try an obtain a 12 gauge shotgun from an old farmer and nick all the shells he has. Also saw the barrel off for extra badass effect. Bit of bungee cord over the shoulder.

• 99L Bergen
• One man tent
• Water filter pump (+ tablets)
• Fire strike starter
• loads of books
• Wind up torch/radio
• Solar batteries usb charger
• Snugpak Artic -50' sleeping bag
• multi mat sleeping mattress
• porn mags
• SAS survival guide


Head out for the hills Lake District/Peak District/Scottish Highlands

I reckon I could last a few years.
 
#13
Step one- Immediately kill my neighbours with a big knife, take resources from them as needed to move to step two;

Step two- Kill everyone on my way to a gun shop, kill everyone inside, take guns and ammunition

Step three- kill everyone on my way to a car show room, kill everyone, take car

Step four- kill everyone on my to a petrol station, kill all inside

Step five- kill everyone who gets in my way as I drive to Scotland

Step six- find secure location with forestry, wildlife and water. Kill everyone.

Step seven- continue to kill as required.

Kill
Then discover you were actually listening to a "War of the Worlds" type drama on the radio, and you are now in deeper shit than you ever imagined.
 
#14
Step one- Immediately kill my neighbours with a big knife, take resources from them as needed to move to step two;

Step two- Kill everyone on my way to a gun shop, kill everyone inside, take guns and ammunition

Step three- kill everyone on my way to a car show room, kill everyone, take car

Step four- kill everyone on my to a petrol station, kill all inside

Step five- kill everyone who gets in my way as I drive to Scotland

Step six- find secure location with forestry, wildlife and water. Kill everyone.

Step seven- continue to kill as required.

Kill
You seem to have latent anger issues.

PS stay away from East Sussex please!
 
#18
Step 1 open gun cabinet load my toys
Step 2 remove wife from the face of the earth
Step 3 drive/walk to work
Step 4 remove duty bods from face of earth open blister safe and take keys to arms store and ammo bunker
Step 5 load wolf with POL and rations
Step 6 drive to Wales/jock land picking up a slut if found
Step 7 get fed up with slut and cook her find new slut
Step 8 get board and blow brains out but only after doing a risk assessment
 
#19
Neil Strauss did a decent book called Emergency. In it he advocates either bugging out or bugging in (making a run for it, in his case to a tropical island, or stocking up on supplies and staying home). The big problem with either is other people - if there is even a hint you have supplies then someone will try to take it off you.
I got quite paraniod for a while, considered cross and compound bows and started looking up who I could murder and rob from in my local area.

The problem wouldn't be zombies or a meteor, but rather an extended period of unrest like we experienced a couple of summers back - I reckon if unrest really kicked off for longer than 48 hrs, we're screwed.

By the way if anyone knows of any cheap compound or crossbows for sale...
 
#20
I Live in brighton its already happend here vegan lattes and hippys and cycles lanes designed by people who have never seen a bicycle ******* are turning the main road into brighton into a garden.
People blame the greens not that tory,labour or lib dems who have all had a turn were paragons of competance.
The cnuts built a windmill at the bottom of a hill
 

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