AOSB tips

#1
Hi,

I have recently booked my AOSB briefing for mid september.

Now, being a complete novice nt having done cadets etc I was wondering if those more experienced amongst you good chaps would be able to give me any hints/tips for it?

Also, how did you guys prepare for it?

Any help will be much appreciated,

thanks

Will
 
#2
Don't wear white socks or have your nose pierced.
Don't litter every sentence with superfluous use of the word 'like' (unless you are a 14 year old girl in which case I accept it will be a physical impossibility not to do so).
Don't call the Directing Staff (ie those assessing you) 'mate' and never, never say 'innit'.
 
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#3
Try and shag someone: I never did and kept hearing stories of girls scurrying back to their rooms in the morning, as well as the one about the girl who was spit-roasted over the pool table in the bar.
 
R

really?_fascinating

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#5
I woull advise going down town to get some money with two others, then popping into a pub for one pint on the way back. Enjoy the banter, put wurzels on the juke box. Have a few more, call RCB, tell them you will not be in for dinner. Get drunk, go to Warminster, end up legless and buying a Chinese takeaway. Eat it in the accommodation, wake up feeling shite the next day.

Finish the assessment, go back and find that of the whole FCB only four passed. A Lord and the Warminster three.

Worked for me. Alternatively, you could work hard and be an adult. That also works by all accounts...
 
#6
Get a good suit, sound posh, be semi-fit. As long as your not a regular you should get in.
 
#7
Use the search function, because god knows there are enough of these threads.
 
#8
I woull advise going down town to get some money with two others, then popping into a pub for one pint on the way back. Enjoy the banter, put wurzels on the juke box. Have a few more, call RCB, tell them you will not be in for dinner. Get drunk, go to Warminster, end up legless and buying a Chinese takeaway. Eat it in the accommodation, wake up feeling shite the next day.

Finish the assessment, go back and find that of the whole FCB only four passed. A Lord and the Warminster three.

Worked for me. Alternatively, you could work hard and be an adult. That also works by all accounts...
Alternatively, hook up with a couple of serving soldiers and go on the Razz including the illegal club in Warminster, stagger in around 5am. Back in '94 you got 2 extra points on the board for it!
 
R

really?_fascinating

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#9
Get a good suit, sound posh, be semi-fit. As long as your not a regular you should get in.[/

If you are more worried about 'sounding posh' and a 'good suit' then you are probably not the best candidate. Thirty years ago, yah. Now, not so much.
 

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