Anything to declare ???

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fairmaidofperth, Apr 13, 2009.

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  1. Some would say she would be positively overdressed for Newcastle :p

  2. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    That's nearly as good as this chap who turned up from Mexico bearing a 'Good luck on your new life in the UK' card in his luggage along with pages of Mexican recipes.
  3. said a UK Border Agency spokesman.

    No. We'd prefer to give them stack of benefits and a council house that they can turn into a bomb making factory

    If only. When they honestly play by the rules they get refused too. So they dishonestly play the asylum card. The rules are confused and absurd and result in the harmless, honest and potentially productive being turned away and the criminal and murdering fanatic admitted.

    Notice how both stories have been given stock anwers by the UKBA. Crap media handling there, guys!
  4. I was just about to post this :L haha
    we need more woman with just lingerie :L
  5. She was turned away for bringing lingerie with her?
    I thought it was a thrill for a bloke these days to find a woman who actually wears underwear :?