Anyone We Know?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by beagleboy, Oct 12, 2011.

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  1. I'd do her, and she's loaded.

    Tried to upload the video, but I'm a computer biff.
  2. 43 years old my arrse. Where was her paper-round? Beirut?!!?
  3. et_moon.jpg
  4. Lads she's fucking rats! Look at the schnoz and teeth! c'mon! I wouldnt fuck her with Jarrod's!
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  5. But she's got money!
  6. The ultimate aphrodisiac. You can buy a lot of paper bags for that money.
  7. It's Flashy and Chubb! Isn't that sweet!
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  8. I'd fuck em both for a sniff of their winnings. When they refuse to part having had their way I'd hire Max Clifford and kissntell.
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  9. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    A Chelsea fan with love and hate on his knuckles and a standard lamp in a blond wig.
    I've now got a problem

    Who to hate more those two or the two fat cunts from Largs.
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  10. Well she could put some of that lottery winnings to good use by having her gnashers seen to. :omg: Other than that though I wouldn't mind slipping her a length - for a fee that is. ;-)
  11. *goes back to check link, recoils* Freddie Mercury called, he wants his overbite back!
  12. Fucking fussy poofters. Admit it you'd smash her up like an abandoned caravan.
  13. Her orgasm noise would sound like a donkey passing a gallstone.
  14. Fahkin' 'ell, Dracula's grandads gonna be pissed off when he finds his dentures missing!
  15. In a fucking heartbeat.