Anyone want to be a pioneer?

#2
"handling sensitive stores such as those containing fuel and ammunition"

i would rather die... scratch that... i would rather be a clerk..
 
#3
A13x said:
If this guy can make it, i'm sure as hell you can.

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You're not even in yet and you fill the need to take the piss out of someone who is, ****** :x
 
#5
Is your problem that he is not a photo model??
Luck there were no cameras when I was doing trainning (not invented)!

You like most of the wannabies need to get some time in before you throw mud.....
 
#6
JP47 said:
A13x said:
If this guy can make it, i'm sure as hell you can.

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At least he is IN you WANNABE

Who the fcuk are you to take the urine? :x
Agreed ! Guaranteed with that attitude son you'll be smashed to f*ck by some senior tom and be rocking yourself to sleep by the first Friday in your regiment, silly little boy. :D Better still, have a pop at this lad whilst your at it, Im sure he'll NEVER come in handy when you need him !

http://www.army.mod.uk/rlc/career/743.aspx
 
#7
As much as us engineers take the piss chunkies do a damned hard job mate so take heed of everyones advice and wind it in.
 
#8
I think the words calm and down are needed.
 
#9
A13x said:
I think the words calm and down are needed.
No, bellend, the only words I can think that are applicable here will be ones that you will probably become very, very familiar with "LEFTRIGHTLEFTRIGHTLEFTRIGHTLEFTRIGHT" !! :D
 
#12
A13x said:
I think the words calm and down are needed.
Christ, you really are a nobhead, you come on here slagging a serving soldier, then ask us to calm down. You need to get a reality check, son, you probably don't even have the sense or intelligence to do a Pioneer's job, fcukwit :evil:
 
#13
saintstone said:
A13x said:
I think the words calm and down are needed.
Christ, you really are a nobhead, you come on here slagging a serving soldier, then ask us to calm down. You need to get a reality check, son, you probably don't even have the sense or intelligence to do a Pioneer's job, fcukwit :evil:
I can write my name.

And i do actually know what they do and know it is very easy and you don't need any common sense or skill to do it as my brother is a serving pioneer and says it is easy and shit.
 
#14
I can imagine you will have no problems whatsoever with that brilliant attitude...



























tit.
 
#15
saintstone said:
A13x said:
I think the words calm and down are needed.
Christ, you really are a nobhead, you come on here slagging a serving soldier, then ask us to calm down. You need to get a reality check, son, you probably don't even have the sense or intelligence to do a Pioneer's job, fcukwit :evil:
FFS Saintstone.......... I just cannot concentrate on any words with your GIF 8O
 
#16
A13x said:
saintstone said:
A13x said:
I think the words calm and down are needed.
Christ, you really are a nobhead, you come on here slagging a serving soldier, then ask us to calm down. You need to get a reality check, son, you probably don't even have the sense or intelligence to do a Pioneer's job, fcukwit :evil:
I can write my name.

And i do actually know what they do and know it is very easy and you don't need any common sense or skill to do it as my brother is a serving pioneer and says it is easy and s***.
If he is from your gene pool the chances are he is the squadron biff who polishes the trowels and stands alone on site, forever staring at a spirit level with an intensely confused look on his face !! :D
 
#17
A13x said:
saintstone said:
A13x said:
I think the words calm and down are needed.
Christ, you really are a nobhead, you come on here slagging a serving soldier, then ask us to calm down. You need to get a reality check, son, you probably don't even have the sense or intelligence to do a Pioneer's job, fcukwit :evil:
I can write my name.

And i do actually know what they do and know it is very easy and you don't need any common sense or skill to do it as my brother is a serving pioneer and says it is easy and s***.
It sounds like your brother has either been mismanaged or is just as thick as you are. I know of many pioneers who enjoy their day to day jobs, and are able to prepare themselves for a future in civvy street with fuckloads of qualifications. The man makes the job, not the other way around.

Get back under your rock.
 
#18
WWWWWaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh????!!!!!! too hard, too fast, mate. Has to be a wah.i'll take possession of my pickled bear-cnut tomorrow, if you please....
 
#19
right-grumpy said:
saintstone said:
A13x said:
I think the words calm and down are needed.
Christ, you really are a nobhead, you come on here slagging a serving soldier, then ask us to calm down. You need to get a reality check, son, you probably don't even have the sense or intelligence to do a Pioneer's job, fcukwit :evil:
FFS Saintstone.......... I just cannot concentrate on any words with your GIF 8O
haha i know it's brilliant
 
#20
This was supposed to be a joke, maybe none of you have a sense of humour, the fact that i showed a picture of someone does not mean i was slagging off the whole pioneer trade.

So take a chill pill everyone and stop crying.
 

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