Anyone want $2000000?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BiscuitsAB, May 2, 2008.

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  1. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    look what I just got :D

    "Hi,
    I sincerely hope that this letter will not come to you as a surprise or an
    embarrassment since we neither knew each other before nor had any neither
    previous correspondence nor contact. Do accept my sincere apologies if my
    mail does not meet your personal ethics although, I wish to use this medium
    to get in touch with you first because it's fastest means. I believe it will
    be a surprise to you as we have never met before, and I am deeply sorry if I
    have in any manner disturbed your privacy. Please forgive this unusual
    manner of contacting you. Let me start by introducing myself. My name is Dr.
    Christopher C. Marshall; I was into currency exchange business, a British
    national from United Kingdom. I have been diagnosed with Oesophageal cancer.
    It has defied all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only
    about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have not
    particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not
    even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I
    was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the
    only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there
    is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the
    world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I
    would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God
    has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my
    immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends .I want
    God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms
    to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I
    do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations
    in the U.A.E, Somalia and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so
    badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to
    close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to
    charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan; they refused and kept the
    money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to
    be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no
    one knows of is the huge cash deposit of Two Million dollars ($2,000,000.00)
    that I have with financial institution abroad. I will want you to help me
    collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations. Please kindly
    note that upon the receipt of these funds from the financial institution
    abroad, you shall invest it in your line of business and dispatch the profit
    to charitable home. As soon as i receive your response, I shall communicate
    with you, and let you know the details of the transfer. Whatever your
    actions and your decision, I thank you for taking the time to read this
    email.
    Regards,
    Dr. Christopher C. Marshall
    drchristophercmarshallphd@box.az"

    Personally I don't consider two million bucks as a huge cash deposit so I'm not going to bother but feel free to e-mail him :twisted:
     
  2. i had an email from a russian girl who was deeply in love with me and wanted to marry a "kind gentleman" .
     
  3. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    I had that one as well ... faithless bitch. :roll:

    She's yours, chum :lol:
     
  4. you guys would look a gift horse in the mouth

    i am going for it suckers!!!
     
  5. Beat you to it retard, too low, too slow, my money is on it's way.

    :headbang:
     
  6. shes probabbly one of those working girls from soho who say £10 for adance then charge £200 for a drink