Anyone started a......

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by heard_it_all_before, Apr 29, 2011.

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  1. Anyone started a Pipa Middleton stalking club yet!

    Truly edible...
     

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  2. My money is on her Mother.
     
  3. daywalker

    daywalker LE Reviewer

    Where do I join?
     
  4. I'll be jacking off in the bushes outside her house tomorrow evening. By all means join me.
     
  5. I'll bring a Thermos of tea...
     
  6. Isn't she just? I'd start with her anus.
     
  7. I think Harry's hoping to be in with chance at the disco later.
     
  8. thats what i was thinking while i was watching. her mum looks quite tidy too.
     
  9. Surely it's one of the best man's duties to give the chief bridesmaid/maid of honour a good seeing too?
     
  10. I'm certain both parties will be aware of the tradition.
     
  11. What's that in her hair?

    Oh, sorry, didn't have my glasses on...........
     
  12. Is that a hint of camel-toe I see? Perhaps the best man's been breaking her in already.
     
  13. Thank you for those "count_duckula". <Saved> them both!
     
  14. Did you see the cheeky little waggle she gave going up those steps. ITV HD captured it purrfectly :)

    letching that in front of the missus was easy - she and step-daughter were too busy discussing the presence/absence of VPL ;-)

    Now, I have a tool that can read Sky box hard disks hmmmmmm