Anyone spare 25 rounds?

#3
Anyone got a spare ballistic vest?

I don't like the look of the OP's intentions.
 
#4
Back in 83 in Saffrica I lent a mate 6 rounds of .357 SJHP as he was driving to Cape Town and he hadn't got any ammo for his gat. Half way there he decided to top himself by putting one of the rounds through his brain.

Did I get the other 5 rounds back? Did I ****.
 
#5
I am an airosft super walt and have plenty rounds. I have pink ones, blue ones and pretty ones that shine in the dark, I can also lend you a mega M-16 with grenade shooter on the bottom. Or here is a crazy idea right out of left field, see that door that say's PSI on it, knock and when he can be bothered to wake himself up go in and ask really nicely "are there any units shooting Matt 1 soon cause i'm a biff, couldn't be fucked looking at the training calender and haven't done it yet". If your luck is in well done, if not then it looks like no bounty for you and you can kiss that shiny VRSM or bar goodbye. Cretin.
 
#6
Cheese & pickle or ham & tomato? I know that the TA get hungry on road moves & if they aren't routinely issued their MoD 90s can't get the discounts at Moto service areas :wink:
 

The_Duke

LE
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#7
What are you offering in return? Got any good MATTs qualifications you can offer in exchange?

You might be able to blag your way onto a MATTs weekend by offering to run some of their other training for them.
 
#8
Back in 83 in Saffrica I lent a mate 6 rounds of .357 SJHP as he was driving to Cape Town and he hadn't got any ammo for his gat. Half way there he decided to top himself by putting one of the rounds through his brain.

Did I get the other 5 rounds back? Did I ****.

Some people are just so inconsiderate. You should have got them off his missus.
 

Ravers

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
#11
If you were cool like me, you'd just get someone important to sign it off for you in exchange for a bottle of port.
 
#14
If you were cool like me, you'd just get someone important to sign it off for you in exchange for a bottle of port.
Urban dictionary: Bottle of Port.

Jack speak for the act of sucking someone off.
 

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