I discovered a wonderful wonderful film this week. Its a wee British number called Wilderness from last year. A group of horrible little chavs from a youth prison are deposited on a remote island for a "character building exercise". Unfortunately for them theres someone else on the island with a bit of a grudge against them. Cue some brilliantly creative deaths for the little bastards including some pretty graphic eatings alive by a pack of savage dogs and my personal favourite...a slight variation on the old rope trap hangs you upside down from a tree where a can of petrol is upended over the victim once suspended and a flare on the ground ignites them. Funny as hell when compared with the nicey nicey sessions they had with a waste of space "counciller" at the films beginning.