Anyone seen my SLR?

#1
The Russians are coming!

Ok Guys, time to get out the 58 webbing,puttees and cheese processed.
Last one to the Fulda gap is big girls blouse.
 
#2
Whistle me up a curryvurst mit frites while I get me coat on... :p
 
#3
Dad's Army on the Weser? Haud me back...

On the plus side, the kit they have is still what we trained to fight. Pass me a Charlie-G, will you?
 
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Murphy_Slaw said:
Ok Guys, time to get out the 58 webbing,puttees and cheese processed.
I just knew I wasn't storing them in vain! Can I wear my steel lid, S6 and separate-hood OG Noddy suit?

My tin of cheese isn't looking too healthy - it's kind of, well, expanded quite a bit. No problem, though. I've got the grid reference of a tin that I dropped in 1980. Think of it as pre-positioned rations.

Anyone want to form a clan using Larkspur and that Amber 1, Amber 2 stuff?

Does the OPTAG include a refresher on Griddle?
 
#7
smartascarrots said:
Dad's Army on the Weser? Haud me back...

On the plus side, the kit they have is still what we trained to fight. Pass me a Charlie-G, will you?
Now that would liven up a dull week, we could do our two/three day sacrificial Goat routine and still be home in time to pull up a sandbag on Friday down the pub with a few new war stories... :roll:
 
#8
That's it, then, the 42nd Old Farts Brigade vs the might of 3 Shock Army. Checked out the attic and found:
1 OG Shirt
1 Pair twists for tucking the trousers in.
1 Pair, slightly mouldy and green, Boots DMS (worn down at both heels and no laces)
1 Set very crinkly combat waterproofs. No chance of sneaking up silently with that lot on.
1 Norwegian shirt, ripped down the middle and fraying at the cuffs.
1 Beret without capbadge (must have shrunk over the years as it no longer fits - stinks of mould round the band)
1 very worn and frayed stable belt (R Sigs) with leather side buckles (one snapped)

Where do we get our travel warrants from?
 
#9
Your SLR?

Let me think, now where did I see that last?

Oh yes, I think this chap's got it.
Tony Blair gave it to him so he could shoot at the British Army with it.
Go and ask if you can have it back, will you?

Just let me find my glasses and hearing aids and I'll be right with you.
 

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#11
LancePrivateJones said:
Crack open the yellow handbags.

:D
do you think we could find wolfgang? we could keep him back a couple of tactical bounds :?
Now that would really be the old days :D
 
#13
putteesinmyhands said:
Dubb_al_Ibn said:
That'd be a cracker for the next Eurovision.

I take it that that's the Russian equivalent of the (Imber) Village People?
It does have a touch of Right Said Fyodor about it, doesn't it? Guaranteed to make us fight harder, if only to avoid being bummed.
 
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SMG and A41 for me. Make sure the CQMS has the Tennants ready for breaky on the reorg. The 432s are still in running order I understand - Can we get them back from the Stan in time?
 
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LancePrivateJones said:
Crack open the yellow handbags.

:D
Oh aye Herfie 40 pflegs a bottle give me time to lace me db's up and I with you.

Funny old thing I was on the Costa del dole on holiday mit missus and bin-lids last year and ended up on the piss with some Ukrainian punter who was Motor Rifle in the 3rd Shock Army and we agreed no doubt we were probably pissed up on either side of the IGB at the same time :roll: funny old small world
 
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#19
LancePrivateJones said:
rogermellie said:
LancePrivateJones said:
Crack open the yellow handbags.

:D
do you think we could find wolfgang? we could keep him back a couple of tactical bounds :?
Now that would really be the old days :D
1 litre of Asbach, 75cl of Apfelkorn and my old SMG back and I'm FFR.

:D
Well LPJ looks like your ready to go :D , Wolfgang god that guy was a legend
:D saved many a squaddie from going totally mad !!!

Regards


RM
 

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