Anyone remember these

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#3
My ex GFs sex toy? But I am sure it was blue.

Does that one take a 12v car battery like hers did?
Is that the one she broke her teeth on BH? (Almost NAAFI post already?)
 
#4
RAF Reg Field Rations Replenishment Cannister (To be dropped if patrols outside of the wire last for more than 1 hour or part thereof.)
 
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Davetheclown

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#5
RAF Reg Field Rations Replenishment Cannister (To be dropped if patrols outside of the wire last for more than 1 hour or part thereof.)
does it contain emergency suncream, shades and breadcrumbs to find there way back. And a pre shot Osprey, and a MOD RSS press release honouring there bravery, with blank spaces to put there names in. ?
 
#6
does it contain emergency suncream, shades and breadcrumbs to find there way back. And a pre shot Osprey, and a MOD RSS press release honouring there bravery, with blank spaces to put there names in. ?
I think there may even be a dictionary to ensure they're spelling their names correctly.
 
#8
The mythical "heatseeker" encountered during basic training?

It does have "Training" written on it and I would want it up my arse......
 
#10
does it contain emergency suncream, shades and breadcrumbs to find there way back. And a pre shot Osprey, and a MOD RSS press release honouring there bravery, with blank spaces to put there names in. ?
Each 1 man canister contains: 1X Jetboil cooker, choice of 1X Chicken Korma (mild) or 1X Boeuf Bourguignon (Low alcohol recipe) or Lobster thermidor (Only available if Nova Scotian Lobster has been sourced.), 2X Low alcohol beverage (Personel must make choice of beverage known to Q bloke at least 24 hours prior to departure of patrol or 2X extra soft drink will be supplied.), 2X Soft drink, 2X Iced tea, all drnks will come in a solar powered mini chiller (Ice cubes unavailable due to operational requirements.), 1X Stainless steel cutelry set (Non KFS), 1X Linen napkin, 1x Condiments sachet (Salt, pepper (mild), gentleman's relish) 1X Hot towel, 3X Moist towelettes, 1X roll toilet paper (3 ply as a minimum). Smokers can request a packet of Marlboro Mild or small cheroot, (A filter cigarette holder must be used when smoking issued tobacco products. All smokers must be counselled as to the dangers of smoking by their direct superior prior to sparking up.), 1X Field ration replenishment satisfaction questionnaire (250 question multi choice with optional direct to Air Marshall complaint form attached.).
Special dietary requirements, ie religious, gluten free and dairy free available on request.
 
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Each 1 man canister contains: 1X Jetboil cooker, choice of 1X Chicken Korma (mild) or 1X Boeuf Bourguignon (Low alcohol recipe) or Lobster thermidor (Only available if Nova Scotian Lobster has been sourced.), 2X Low alcohol beverage (Personel must make choice of beverage known to Q bloke at least 24 hours prior to departure of patrol or 2X extra soft drink will be supplied.), 2X Soft drink, 2X Iced tea, all drnks will come in a solar powered mini chiller (Ice cubes unavailable due to operational requirements.), 1X Stainless steel cutelry set (Non KFS), 1X Linen napkin, 1x Condiments sachet (Salt, pepper (mild), gentleman's relish) 1X Hot towel, 3X Moist towelettes, 1X roll toilet paper (3 ply as a minimum). Smokers can request a packet of Marlboro Mild or small cheroot, (A filter cigarette holder must be used when smoking issued tobacco products. All smokers must be counselled as to the dangers of smoking by their direct superior prior to sparking up.), 1X Field ration replenishment satisfaction questionnaire (250 question multi choice with optional direct to Air Marshall complaint form attached.).
Special dietary requirements, ie religious, gluten free and dairy free available on request.
God damn Pitswamper you were so close but no prize. You neglected to identify this as the Mk II Field Ration Replacement Canister. It contains all of the above but is designed for an afternoon high tea deployment so it also carries a full compliment of Mr Kiplings finest and a batten burg roll, pre cut of course. There is also an LAC Steward, in the nose cone, with full silver service capability. Stainless steel cutlery in theatre ohhhhhh the deprivation! Obviously you were mocking everyone knows it must be silver!
 

seaweed

LE
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#14
Bombs etc on show at 'Explosion!', the ex-RN Armament Depot at Priddy's Hard, Gosport. Plus ginormous old naval shells, so nostalgic it makes me want to hug them.
 
#15
And just to think that 15 years ago only a select handful of Sp would have even known of the existance of this weapon...sorry, DFAC - Direct & Full Airforce Catering
 
#16
Bombs etc on show at 'Explosion!', the ex-RN Armament Depot at Priddy's Hard, Gosport. Plus ginormous old naval shells, so nostalgic it makes me want to hug them.
I was making some explosions at the weekend to please the crowds ... No wait, that sounds very wrong :)
 

Goatman

ADC
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#18
RAF Regiment perimiter breach weapon

if the Gooks get through the wire, the apes are supposed to drop one on all the nearby American Harriers to put them out of use, just in case brassing them up didn't do enough damage.

Apparently its also recommended that they leave their body armour out on display to catch some of the blast while they hide in a hole, so they can show everyone how warry and brave they all were in the press release.
 
#20
If you like that sort of thing try the Cold War hall at Cosford, chock full of nuclear delivery systems and shapes. I particularly liked the sectioned Polaris and Chevaline, you can play spot the star tracking window and all sorts. Proper rocket science.

And there's a "Secret Nuclear Bunker" near Nantwich which I can also recommend, it's got more of a Civil Defence / Royal Observer Corps bias but does let you get up close and personal to various devices - well, training dummies. I hope.
 

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