Anyone pulled an Aussie on St Patricks day?

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  1. Go on, which one of you was it?

    Looks like you might be in trouble!

  2. i'm emailing her. could be a visa in it
  3. Or herpes...
  4. She's either given him a dose, or she's pregnant.
  5. I assume this refers to Galway, and Paddy's Day last year?

    Not me BTW
  6. Kid looks about three months old - hence conceived a year ago?
  7. I doubt she is still pregnant if it was 12 months ago :D
  8. They must have been small if they were wearing lepersean hats, she looks abit rough mind.......... :oops:
  9. She could be an elephant!

    After was dark.....I'd had a few Guinness.....I have a trunk fetish.....What can I say?
  10. Ooh er! Doesn't the little Mite look like MDN/OF&H/Flash/ yadda/yadda/yadda
  11. I can just imagine her getting back home to her parents house after her travels.
    Hi Mum, Dad, Great trip. I have some great pressies for you! Dad, heres a real deer stalker hat, some PG tips, and some Real Scotch whiskey from lidle. Mum, I got you a plastic model of Tower Bridge, some Hobnobs, and some Gin form Happy shopper........oh, and a bar stard daughter I picked up in Ireland. Not sure what to do with it, might pop it on Ebay and see if the McCanns or Gary Glitter buy it. :D
  12. Gentlemen please. You all know that you and I would not kick her out of bed for eating Irish Stew and tatty scones, especially after a night of Guinness, After-shocks, hot toddies and that rather foolish last round of tequila slammers...
  13. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Cuddles you wouldn't kick her out of bed so long as she had a pulse. :D
  14. Or of course was Heather Mills McCartney. In which case the bed in question would have to be located on the top of the Blackpool Tower...