Anyone on here who is really old...

#1
I met a bloke in a pub who claimed to have been in the Engineers. He claims he was a bomb disposal officer, and a diving instructor, and from what he was saying was the pride of the regiment. He stuck me as a bit of an ******** and I wondered if he was chatting rubbish or not.

He was about 50ish years old. Scouse accent, and was called Gary Mort. So anyone know him, and is he for real.
 
#5
I met a bloke in a pub who claimed to have been in the Engineers. He claims he was a bomb disposal officer, and a diving instructor, and from what he was saying was the pride of the regiment. He stuck me as a bit of an ******** and I wondered if he was chatting rubbish or not.

He was about 50ish years old. Scouse accent, and was called Gary Mort. So anyone know him, and is he for real.
Sammy - short, tubby bloke with glasses?

Really old? Wind it it in sprog.
 
#6
Thats right. About 5 "8ish and quite fat. He seemed to think himself a bit of a hard nut as well... You know him?

And he might have been older, atleast 50 I'd say.
 
#9
List of names, who i can contact.

He's listed on here so maybe not fake. Can't comment on his patter or resume, a lot of wants in bomb disposal.

Ours is called *unter!
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#10
50? Bloody sprog. When I joined up the Red Sea was only pink.
I remember when it was a sea of reeds (I know I'm a theology walt (& an atheist to boot)).

And 50 is not old - it was only 1962 FFS.
 
#11
I remember when it was a sea of reeds (I know I'm a theology walt (& an atheist to boot)).

And 50 is not old - it was only 1962 FFS.
and the parting was caused by the Tsunami that was caused when santorini blew its top (and bottom and sides) and the chronological order matches up pretty close to the old testament well as close as can be expected from a collective narrative history from the late bronze age.
 
#13
I met a bloke in a pub who claimed to have been in the Engineers. He claims he was a bomb disposal officer, and a diving instructor, and from what he was saying was the pride of the regiment. He stuck me as a bit of an ******** and I wondered if he was chatting rubbish or not.

He was about 50ish years old. Scouse accent, and was called Gary Mort. So anyone know him, and is he for real.
Sammym, that'll be The Royal Engineers if you don't mind. Gary Mort hmmm name rings a bell, but not sure at my advanced age, memory isn't what it used to be. Paddy S***** would would know.
 
#14
Sammym, that'll be The Royal Engineers if you don't mind. Gary Mort hmmm name rings a bell, but not sure at my advanced age, memory isn't what it used to be. Paddy S***** would would know.
Ammended: Try here: List of names, who i can contact. If its the same bloke he's ex 49 EOD, same as me.
 
#16
I met a bloke in a pub who claimed to have been in the Engineers. He claims he was a bomb disposal officer, and a diving instructor, and from what he was saying was the pride of the regiment. He stuck me as a bit of an ******** and I wondered if he was chatting rubbish or not.

He was about 50ish years old. Scouse accent, and was called Gary Mort. So anyone know him, and is he for real.
Coincidentally, Gary mentioned that he was in the pub last night and mentioned that some annoying little teenage **** wouldn't stop pestering him for **** love.

Gary reckoned that the **** was a civilian no mark.
 
#17
I met a bloke in a pub who claimed to have been in the Engineers. He claims he was a bomb disposal officer, and a diving instructor, and from what he was saying was the pride of the regiment. He stuck me as a bit of an ******** and I wondered if he was chatting rubbish or not.

He was about 50ish years old. Scouse accent, and was called Gary Mort. So anyone know him, and is he for real.
Of course, rather than jump at the insinuation that the old and bold are really old, you must consider the OP is making it up, as he clearly is not old enough to have been in a pub in the first place.

Just another kiddy scribbling on the grown ups web site.



Rodney2q
 
#18
When I joined Centurion was a rank not a tank...




(The old ones are the best...)
 
#19
I can't wait for a crab to do the Pontius Pilate one.
 

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