We all know that Cuddles was the second man on the balcony, Tropper66 lit the blue touchpaper that launched Appolo 11, that Whet has been engaged in meaningful employment for his entire working life, but has anyone on Arrse ever met Osama Bin Laden?
You want to get your missus to get that downstairs Bin Laden muff shaved.....or at least permed....otherwise every time you fuck her, your mind will be filled with images of fucking Bin Ladens dead head.
As I was handing my two roe buck heads to the taxidermist this morning the American military attache came in with a blood stained rag bound bundle in his hand. I'm not sure if it was bin lid's swede but it kept nodding towards Mecca.
I've got an interview with him next week.
Seems his CP needs tightening up.It should be a very lucrative gig.I am so confident of getting the contract,I have re-mortgaged my house to finance my end of the deal.