Anyone met this utter cumper yet?

TamH70

MIA
Here's a recent sighting of Jimbo - under a year old. And that's one of the few photos I've seem where he's not got as many medals as General Sir Ian Michael Francis Arnold.

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PS: Love the dude on the right who wears sunglasses to look cool and hard, but then can't see anything through them...
Is that Gary Glitter seated on the front left?
 
Der Shortty dude is spending a lot of time in and around The Commodore Hotel in Cobh (pronounced, Cove), Co. Cork, Ireland, these days. Theres been a few courses run from there, over €1k for a 7 day course, the Celtic tiger is back in Ireland, or at least its hybrid cub is. The word around the knitting circle is that the Barons sister owns the hotel.
Any chance that you can expand on your post? I have no fecking idea what you're on about
 
Any chance that you can expand on your post? I have no fecking idea what you're on about
James G Shortt is either living in or using the Commodore Hotel in Cork, Ireland these days. He is running IBA bodyguard courses from it every few weeks. He is charging in excess of one thousand euros for these courses. It is believed Mr. Shortts sister owns the premises.
 
Der Shortty dude is spending a lot of time in and around The Commodore Hotel in Cobh (pronounced, Cove), Co. Cork, Ireland, these days. Theres been a few courses run from there, over €1k for a 7 day course, the Celtic tiger is back in Ireland, or at least its hybrid cub is. The word around the knitting circle is that the Barons sister owns the hotel.
One more time in some type of English please?
 
James G Shortt is either living in or using the Commodore Hotel in Cork, Ireland these days. He is running IBA bodyguard courses from it every few weeks. He is charging in excess of one thousand euros for these courses. It is believed Mr. Shortts sister owns the premises.
Goodo, still none the wiser
 

DAS

War Hero
I guess that'll be the former Midshipman Hotel
No don't think so. Prior to Commodore it was the States Hotel and prior to that The Queens Hotel - unless of course we are talking cross purposes and not the one in Cobh.
 

BratMedic

LE
Book Reviewer
Der Shortty dude is spending a lot of time in and around The Commodore Hotel in Cobh (pronounced, Cove), Co. Cork, Ireland, these days. Theres been a few courses run from there, over €1k for a 7 day course, the Celtic tiger is back in Ireland, or at least its hybrid cub is. The word around the knitting circle is that the Barons sister owns the hotel.
I have put this up before, but it's worth putting up again. Shorrt runs a grotty boozer in Brighton:
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Iam surprised that General Sir Ian Michael Francis hasnt checked in on these posts to defend his honour and good name considering General Sir Ian Michael Francis is after all a General!!
Generally he would, but The General is a busy man, we have no idea how hard, testing, difficult, impossible, harsh & lonely it is to maintain a high profile, lying, dogshite, load of bollox. General Cock Womble has spun for himself a whole web of pish

NB: looking round sheepishly to see if General Cock Womble the 3rd has taken the bait .:smile:
 

morsk

LE
At least the "never served civvy" has the cojones to admit it whereas the walt is a lying self-effacing knob, trying to impress the gullible and tries his hardest to convince the world he is telling the truth!
That is probably the reason he lied though, so he didn't have to admit that he didn't have the ballz to serve. That was the point I was trying to make, not that it is better to be a walt than a civvy, they are both equally low in my estimation.
 
A few months ago a couple of my supervisors told a driver I was a former underwater knife fighting specialist who had spent considerable time disguised as a trout in Fermanagh for clandestine purposes. It was something like that anyway.

First I knew about it was when the driver stood in the office and asked me if I'd been in the army
Shift supervisor across the desk winked at me (in a completely not flirting way, hes 20 stone and has less hair than I do)
I just replied to the driver, I can't talk about it.

He went on about it for months, so I think I'm a walt.
I feel it appropriate to be awarded the Iron Cross, not wanting to overdo it I'll probably only have one with Oak Leaves
Perhaps a Blue Max for my birthday later in the year? What do you reckon? Subtle enough?
I'll upgrade it in a month or two
Here you go mate.
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Fake Sheikh

War Hero
Is that Gary Glitter seated on the front left?
Gary is incharge of child care & specializes in Portugal & Syria.
His role is purely undercover as are his hands in children's bedding, allegedly.
 

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