It seems that even the Walts don't like Walts.
'Possession of a Foot Guard uniform by a person other than the person to whom the uniform was issued to constitutes larceny by possession, no matter how thee individual in possession of the uniform came into possession of it. Due to the high replacement costs of some of our uniform pieces, possession of even just a few pieces may constitute a Class D felony.'
What a collection of utter sacks of shit tied in the middle with string.
Not very tight string, judging by those trousers!