Anyone live in Stoke and if so....

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  1. Whats the address of royal mails, international claims department ?

    whats the colour of the building ?

    whats opposite ?
     
  2. Why is it the new "Boathouse"?
     
  3. If its stoke-on-trent then its closing down and there is a railway bridge on one side a shit hole of a pub by the trafic lights and it is mmmmm a bit white/grey
     
  4. Bit fcuking nosey aint ya?
     
  5. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

  6. Why? Are you planning a hit or something?
     
  7. i live in Stoke. Why the questions????
     
  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    'No' is the answer to your question.

    Hunkered down rednecks babbling to Jesus and preparing their poor families for RAPTURE live in Stoke, gnawing on old dog bones and sniffing pot.

    People do not live in Stoke. I'm not sure the place even has a football team.
     
  9. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    Thats fighting talk where I live :D

    Did you just look at my pint funny
     
  10. Fighting talk where I come from too. Yoy want to be careful.
     
  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Apart from Meridain and marinamoonmunkee, obviously.

    The rest are hunkered down rednecks babbling to Jesus and preparing their poor families for RAPTURE, gnawing on old dog bones and sniffing pot.

    And apart from their wives. And kids. And any of their mates who are nails and who own a car capable of driving 200 miles.

    And their Mums.

    And Aunties and Uncles and that.

    And their pets.



    Anybody know the population numbers for Stoke?
     
  12. Thanks for the answer chaps and chapettes.
     
  13. Haven't a clue and don't really care. 'Lived' there some considerable time ago - Park Hotel (hotel being a misnomer if ever I heard one), Wellesley Street, Shelton, drank Marstons piss in the Norfolk Pub round the corner, and worked at Thos Willetts Foundry in Hanley. People and place both excruciatingly vile.

    Useless info I know, but I had to get it off my chest (what's left of it post foundry work that is)
     
  14. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Which answer? The one about 'one side is the Railway Station and on the other is a new build Sixth Form building and a bit further back Staffs Uni'.

    Or the one about pot heads gnawing dog bones and talking to Jesus?

    We'll need to know if you are planning an intervention at the Royal Mail international claims department.

    Does your plan involve rape at all?

    One only asks because, well.... rape. You know?