Anyone know a "Maria Pearson"??

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by regular_imbiber, Dec 5, 2011.

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  1. I've just had this rather touching email from her:


    I really hope you get this fast. I could not inform anyone about our trip, because it was impromptu. we had to be in Madrid, Spain for a program. The program was successful, but our journey has turned sour. we misplaced our wallet and cell phone on our way back to the hotel we lodge in after we went for sight seeing. The wallet contained all the valuables we had. Now, our passport is in custody of the hotel management pending when we make payment.

    I am sorry if i am inconveniencing you, but i have only very few people to run to now. i will be indeed very grateful if i can get a loan of €2000 from you. this will enable me sort our hotel bills and get my sorry self back home. I will really appreciate whatever you can afford in assisting me with. I promise to refund it in full as soon as I return. let me know if you can be of any assistance. Please, let me know soonest. Thanks so much.



    Couldnt afford to send her the whole €2000 as its a bit close to Christmas. I hope my €800 can help her in some way though.
  2. I've had loads of them...apparently it's people who have Google email getting their accounts hacked.
  3. I dont have Google email though...............
  4. As it's nearly Christmas and she is desperate to get home,I'll make up your shortfall from my giro.I assume we will get it back?She sounds honest enough,do you agree?
  5. What happens if you said yes on condition she sends full gash shot pics.

  6. I think you'll find it may have a cock rather than a gash
  7. I got one almost exactly the same about a month ago & I'm a hotmail (not hotmale) user.
  8. Soggy4978

    Soggy4978 Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    I'll send her the money once my winnings from the Nigerian finance minister's lottery comes through.
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  9. I'll just forward them on to Jarrod and he can pay.
  10. Wanna buy some?
  11. I won that as well.
  12. A big black wheel chair crippling virgin splitter cock.
  13. Some of the replies on this thread indicate a rather cynical nature amongst you.

    Well, I've took the girl at face value and sent her the €800. Mrs imbiber is not happy, but the thought of poor Maria stuck in Madrid with no money was playing on my mind. Maria is going to send me her flight details etc to prove everything is above board. I told her I dont want the money back; the new me is not based on material things or values anymore.
  14. OK!! just post the gash shots
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  15. Received one of these from a mates e-mail address, he was/is a gmail user as well. Had to change his password to stop them.