Anyone got an air rifle?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Sinner251, Apr 12, 2013.

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  1. In my day we would've had the hose on him at 60psi (4bars in todays money) and knocked him out of the tree, we did the same with cats.
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  2. Should have just ignore the cunt, he'd come down eventualy.
  3. Fucking air rifle, only one rifle is good enough for that job.
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  4. Yup, cone the area around the tree so he can't land on anyone. But no several streets shut for the grandstanding pratt.
  5. Protesting against being deported. Now held under Mental Health Act. Successful demonstration?
  6. Got something in mind?
  7. 16 hours of negotiation?

    I could have got him down in 5 minutes with a decent axe.
  8. It's on the tip of my tongue.
  9. Axe? Are you mad? Perhaps you don`t know that trees and immigrants are protected by law.
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  10. Good, mandatory 28 days under Section whatever it is now and then a one way ticket to wherever he came from. Job jobbed.
  11. Unless he has a cat or a pregnant girlfriend or he'll be killed if he gets sent back.........
  12. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    why don't they just leave the morons up there - as long as they get his name to claim the funery and tree surgeons expenses off his family then its his choice.
  13. that's a bit cruel, putting cats through a hose at 60psi.
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  14. It's Bolton, I thought practically every tree would have a retard up it and he's not even naked or Romanian.