Anyone got a spare tank?

#1
Really getting pissed off with the thieving, taxpayer sucking politicians. We need a military coup.

You can not rely on civvies to engrossed in the soaps and chav mags.
Students to hooked up on skunk
Trade unions spineless since the Thatcher kicking days.
It must be time for military coup, lets see a few honourable politicians lynched to lampposts.

Could it really happen?
 
#3
fairycakes said:
Could it really happen?

Only if you know where we can get enough spare soldiers and equipment from to actually carry out a military coup. Liabour aint daft, they've kept the mil busy for the past 7 years to prevent this sort of thing.
 
#5
With the AQ mullah's predicting the imminent collapse of the US Army in Afghanistan (any day now he said) there could be a few Abrams knocking about for dirt cheap shortly.
 
#7
There is an old T34 at Bricklayers Arms, Old Kent Rd London, might not be up to much but it's probably the closest to Westminster.
 
#9
I can get my hands on a few canoes and a li-lo if you need an amphibious unit
 
#10
Count me in for a coup.....so long as I can be Secretary of State for Shagging and Mindless Alcohol Abuse once we've kicked all the thieving, cheating, low-life out of office!!



PS. I submit 1 x Claim for £ 8,000,000 for writing this, my first ministerial post
 

TheIronDuke

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#12
Get that Dyson bloke to invent a collapsable trebuchet to spring out the boot of a Merc E300. And an adequate cup holder for the dash. Sorted.
 
#14
Does someone need some defence equipment procuring?

I knew that skill would come in handy one day :D
 
#15
Flash had you in mind for dictator, so I will need a bit more enthusiasm.
VanHelsing great scouting T34 and a pub for the meet up, will require coordinates.
Glesga_short_bloke good start man, you will need to scrounge a dozen junior mermaid armbands Health & Safety
SlimeyToad no problem with Secretary of State for Shagging and Mindless Alcohol Abuse, better call it Secretary of state of defence. Saves on the paperork.
Ok blowjobs for everyone, but lets get the work done first.
BrunoNoMedals We will need a couple of tins of Naafi tea, can you get to Blackpool beach Household Calvary screaming for horses.
 

rampant

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#16
fairycakes said:
Flash had you in mind for dictator, so I will need a bit more enthusiasm.
VanHelsing great scouting T34 and a pub for the meet up, will require coordinates.
Glesga_short_bloke good start man, you will need to scrounge a dozen junior mermaid armbands Health & Safety
SlimeyToad no problem with Secretary of State for Shagging and Mindless Alcohol Abuse, better call it Secretary of state of defence. Saves on the paperork.
Ok blowjobs for everyone, but lets get the work done first.
BrunoNoMedals We will need a couple of tins of Naafi tea, can you get to Blackpool beach Household Calvary screaming for horses.
I'll hold the coats and make sure the zimmers don't get clamped :D
 

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