Anyone for twins?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_0ne, Mar 2, 2007.

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  1. I've just had a sex wee :roll:
  2. Is this NSFW...

    As I am at work and don't really want to be on the Nat King Cole!!
  3. Probably not a good idea for work
  4. It says they've just signed up with a celebrity agent. How presumptious! I wonder which will be first to sell their sordid tales of nookie with Dean Gaffney, John Leslie or some ex-boyfriend of Jade Goodie. I also wonder how long it will be before we find out they're working as "high class escorts" (how high class do you have to be to suck a cock for money?) eh?

    Nice though!
  5. Always found something uncomfortable with things like these.....twins posing in faux lesbo poses is strange! :shock:

    'KIN HORNY THO' :headbang: :hump: :wave:
  6. Bollox!!
  7. absolutely and positively NSFW
    Do a search around for the Taylor Twins or Milton Twins. If that’s what gets your rocks off. :meditate:
    SK :pc:
  8. Fucking hell!

    Nothing wrong with a bit of incest. Especially if they look like that.

    I'd fucking hate to be their dad. Can you imagine knowing that all of your mates, and your mates mates (you get the picture) want to shag your daughters.....

    The blow jobs would make up for it though :D

  9. If your only internet access is work and they pot you, I guess it means you'll stop posting in the gallery?

    work safe
  10. Absolutley nothing wrong with this! :D
  11. Incest - a game the whole family can play
  12. Fresh off the Contact Us page, which, incdentally, just happens to have left out a phone number!!

    Note: We DO NOT entertain the adult or sex industry

    Really?? FFS, then we'll just have to entertain ourselves........oops, there goes another potential love-child.
  13. There is hope yet still for your wee island, damn they are tight banging.
  14. Twins AND Ducati's (which are also twins if you are a spotter like me)