Anyone for Cottage Cheese?

#4
Gubmint_Agent said:
The work Internet Stasi won't let me see this. Any chance of a brief synopsis?
Bloke with conker sized lump on back.
Girl takes scalpel and opens it up, squeezes it quite a lot and extracts a reasonable sized bucket load of gunge. Lots of gunge, the bloke has probably lost a pound in weight
 
#5
Gubmint_Agent said:
The work Internet Stasi won't let me see this. Any chance of a brief synopsis?
A cyst goes bang. Then keeps on going, and going and going.

"OH MY GOD ITS LIKE A BRAIN!!!!!!"
 
#6
jagman said:
Gubmint_Agent said:
The work Internet Stasi won't let me see this. Any chance of a brief synopsis?
Bloke with conker sized lump on back.
Girl takes scalpel and opens it up, squeezes it quite a lot and extracts a reasonable sized bucket load of gunge. Lots of gunge, the bloke has probably lost a pound in weight
Mmmmmm, nice. Thanks for that, my imagination is working overtime (unlike me).
 
#7
Hmmmm...reminds me of a carbuncle I once had. One hot bath, scalpel blade and some toe-curling squeezing and excavating and I had a lot of pus, ichor, blood and a piece of gravel - the original culprit, which had been bashed in during a tackle.

Next day, I got some more pus and something that looks like the neural pathway out of the "T" on a lamb chop. Nothing has given me so much pleasure except possibly my wife's septic caesarean scar - which was awesome fun! Squirted like a race-horse piddling!
 
#8
Ha ha ha, very funny what they can't get across in film is how bad these things smell, its like cheese and rotting dead things, sometimes you can make an incision and just pop em out without bursting them.
That was a bit mingin really.
 
#9
Cuddles said:
Hmmmm...reminds me of a carbuncle I once had. One hot bath, scalpel blade and some toe-curling squeezing and excavating and I had a lot of pus, ichor, blood and a piece of gravel - the original culprit, which had been bashed in during a tackle.

Next day, I got some more pus and something that looks like the neural pathway out of the "T" on a lamb chop. Nothing has given me so much pleasure except possibly my wife's septic caesarean scar - which was awesome fun! Squirted like a race-horse piddling!
See you had to mention horses, they are pretty good when it comes to cysts do not watch while eating
 
#11
i think her retching was worse to be honest, it also just kept fucking coming out. PS i thought it was going to be shooting stars cottage cheese.
 

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#13
D0lly86 said:
Cuddles said:
Hmmmm...reminds me of a carbuncle I once had. One hot bath, scalpel blade and some toe-curling squeezing and excavating and I had a lot of pus, ichor, blood and a piece of gravel - the original culprit, which had been bashed in during a tackle.

Next day, I got some more pus and something that looks like the neural pathway out of the "T" on a lamb chop. Nothing has given me so much pleasure except possibly my wife's septic caesarean scar - which was awesome fun! Squirted like a race-horse piddling!
See you had to mention horses, they are pretty good when it comes to cysts do not watch while eating
That was awsome: the cow video that followed it is even more impressive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXZXSafvlq8&NR=1
 
#14
rampant said:
D0lly86 said:
Cuddles said:
Hmmmm...reminds me of a carbuncle I once had. One hot bath, scalpel blade and some toe-curling squeezing and excavating and I had a lot of pus, ichor, blood and a piece of gravel - the original culprit, which had been bashed in during a tackle.

Next day, I got some more pus and something that looks like the neural pathway out of the "T" on a lamb chop. Nothing has given me so much pleasure except possibly my wife's septic caesarean scar - which was awesome fun! Squirted like a race-horse piddling!
See you had to mention horses, they are pretty good when it comes to cysts do not watch while eating
That was awsome: the cow video that followed it is even more impressive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXZXSafvlq8&NR=1
Damn, not fast enough :x
Cow one is definately worth a look
 
#16
Why did I find that pretty nice to watch, nothing like watching gunk popping out of a spot/cyst.

I would like to also add, why do women have to go over the top?
 
#20
Hmmm...where has No1 teenaged son gone? Am getting the urge to squeeze his zits!!
 

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