Anyone fancy a schoolgirl?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Civvy Scum, Jun 8, 2013.

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  1. Who needs detention when you have static noise and stress positions! :D
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  2. They've been on about this for at least a couple of years now
  3. If this had been punishment when I was at school I would've been a much better behaved student!
    The only teacher I never played up for was one who was certainly not afraid to yell at his students and scare the shit out of them, he demanded respect and got it!

    Great idea says I! Cut down on childhood obesity too
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  4. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Not being an expert on schoolgirls I do however doubt those are the real thing
  5. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    ^oh I don't know I had a few fifth and sixth formers who would dress like that and that was in the mid 80s

    ah the joys of coming back off leave and telling everyone you'd had a schooly :)
  6. Especially just after you received your LS and GC ....perv!!!
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  7. This does raise the age old dilemma:

    At what point does chasing such (legal) young things stops being fair sport and becomes the activities of a perverted old man?
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  8. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    When you work for the BBC?
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  9. If you saw them lot out at night you would just have to take them, take them to Macdonalds the anorexic bints. But yes of course I wou
  10. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    when they stop asking you for a drink and instead give you one along with your pill.
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  11. Qualified and experienced. Where do I sign?
  12. Who cares?....:) :) :) :)