where have you been all my life!
none of this route to a mans heart is through his stomach crap!
you know the true way; war on the telly, wife beater cooling in the fridge and a lady who will provide both and a sofa to explore with company after for an inspired 'company attack'!
No GS conflict also involves a no mans land, a total break down in communications, sporadic out breaks of fighting, the stealing of ground, neither side relenting, the taking of.............
oh wait I see what you mean, sounds just like marriage!