Anyone fancy a night in?

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by RRBBaby, Aug 24, 2003.

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  1. Alright lads, A Bridge Too Far is on telly, I've got a case of Stella and no one to share it with! Anyone fancy coming round?!

  2. Sorry i couldnt make it mate, but watched it with a 5 litre box of franzia merlot - class evening
  3. RR,
    where have you been all my life!
    none of this route to a mans heart is through his stomach crap!
    you know the true way; war on the telly, wife beater cooling in the fridge and a lady who will provide both and a sofa to explore with company after for an inspired 'company attack'!
  4. ......I've probably been watching war films and drinking Stella!!! :wink:
  5. HHmmm!

    I'll provide the stella and nibbles,
    you provide the sofa and the conflict?
    :mrgreen: :roll:
  6. Sounds like marriage, think I’ll pass thanks
  7. No GS conflict also involves a no mans land, a total break down in communications, sporadic out breaks of fighting, the stealing of ground, neither side relenting, the taking of.............
    oh wait I see what you mean, sounds just like marriage! 8O
  8. Gunny have you put an offer in.
  9. Is this what it's come down to GH, you're offering yourself on-line? 8O
  10. Yes, but not to a massive self egotistic officer and a lard arrse civil servant.

    Gotcha ! Owww, that hurts !! UP YOURS !!
  11. Oh my word GH...... Have we met? You know me soooooo well! 8O
  12. Gunny Beggars can't be chooser.
  13. GS are you trying to get into my bad books?
    I do hope you mean me as the beggar and not the whipping boys bait....
  14. Sorry BBCakes, I was just suggesting that with Gunny pimping himself on the net for all and sundry he can’t say yes to one and no to another.

    It’s like giving clothes to charity and the recipients saying no thanks they don’t like the style.

    Beggars can’t be choosers. Nothing crude directed towards you